When I feel threatened by a woman, I pull her in. I make her my best friend.
I thought you said you didn't have any female friends.
I don't. And I've never felt threatened by another woman, either.
“Fear No More” · Season 1
In this episode: Lynette Scavo (2), Bree Van de Kamp (1), Edie Britt (1), Tom Scavo (1), Rex Van de Kamp (1), Felicia (1)
Martha (about Mary Alice): Are you saying she stole the baby?
Don't look shocked, Martha. It makes your face look fat. The biological mother was a drug addict. If Angela is your neighbor, which I doubt, then that child was very lucky.
Honey, do your hands still tremble when they touch me?
Haha. No. But come on, we've been married eighteen years.
Yes we have. And you still don't know when I need you to lie.
FCFather Crowley
Gabrielle, what brings you down here? (she looks concerned) Oh, sweet mother of God what have you done this time?
...It seems like you're not going to be happy until you drive me out of this marriage just to prove yourself right (Pause)...You know what, forget I said that."
It's too late.
Well, then just consider it something husbands say to their wives.
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