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CSI: Crime Scene Investigation · Season 8

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Season 8 quotes

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S8 E10Lying Down With Dogs

(about Warrick) You should have put him in your car and driven him home!

I have to trust the people I work with, Jim.

Look, Warrick's a loose cannon. We both know that. He was in Gedda's strip club ...

He was off the clock.

... conducting his own police investigation.

He's very passionate about this case.

Yeah, passionate enough to sleep with the vic who ended up dead in his car. Look, I know Warrick didn't have anything to do with it, but he needs to back off. Guys like Lou Gedda, they don't skip on murder and extortion by being lucky.

What does that mean? You think Gedda's got friends inside the department?

Well, unlike Warrick, I don't make accusations until I have proof.

Anytime a dog is impounded in a criminal case, its DNA is collected and profiled. It's just like CODIS.

DODIS.

Anyway most of the cases in the database are gang-related. But I figured, well, it's worth a shot.

Well, that'll look good on the old Grissom point meter.

It's protocol.

I'm just saying, be careful. No one likes a kiss-ass.

I know government employees aren't eligible for reward money, but I think we should at least get a small percentage.

It's called your salary.

SCSteve Card

Lizzie was the #1 dog fighter in all of Vegas. That drove Gino nuts 'cause he was like this close to knocking her off the top spot.

VDetective Vega

You seriously want us to believe that Mrs. Rodriguez, humanitarian of the year, was into dog fighting?

SCSteve Card

Oh, she was no Mother Theresa. But, see, she'd still be alive if she wasn't a dirty dog fighter. That rub, it made the other dog sick.

Gee, I hate to see the sport tainted like that.

(to Gino) You know, there are two things a jury can't stand, people who abuse kids and people who abuse animals. So buena suerte.

S8 E11Bull

(talking about cotton fiber) I need another piece for comparison.

Forget how to use the scissors? (pushes them to him) Put your fingers in the holes and squeeze.

(smirks) Yes ma-am.

(after Grissom read Cody's poem) It's not Shakespeare.

I'm actually a fan of cowboy poetry.

Are you really?

Yeah, it's just a way of organizing your thoughts and feelings so that you can make sense of them.

Sounds like Cody was trying to make sense of his girl leaving him.

(returning the poetry letter to Nick) Yeah well, poetry can help you with that, too.

Hey buckaroos, have you seen Catherine? Because I just got the results from that semen stain on Cody Latshaw's jeans.

Come up with a match?

I did. I had to run an Ouchterlony test on it.

So, not from a human donor?

No, no, bovine. (Nick and Greg look appalled) Yeah. I took a psychobiology class once and we studied a very interesting case. Okay, there was a guy who lived on a farm, and literally the only way that this guy could get sexually satisfied was when he was with livestock. (Nick tries to interrupt)

Hey, that's okay, I'm good...

(growing more enthusiastic as she continues) Well, you see, apparently the whole thing started one ngith because he was in the barn and it started snowing, he was stuck in there and couldn't make his way back to the farmhouse so he decided that he would try and stay warm... well, with a sheep. (Nick just looks at Wendy) But then the horses were jealous, so, you know... And I think there was a cow in there as well...

You know, I think we got the picture.

I wish I didn't.

(slaps Precious Ricky's arm) I didn't take you for a country music fan, yee-haw. (leaves)

Cowboys, cattle rustling, and now a shooting at the dance hall.

Welcome to the Wild West.

Well howdy Partner. This is a new experience for me, first time I caught me a cattle rustler.

(about Cody) Well it's part of the tradition, you know. Solitary man out there trying to find himself.

Yeah, but no man is an island. I mean, obviously, he had feelings for Nancy or he wouldn't have written her that poem.

Nancy? I don't know about that. Tiffany's the one that broke his heart.

I don't think it's about either girl. (reading the poem) "I can't help now but wonder what your brown eyes were concealing." Did you read Tiffany's autopsy report?

Oh. Yeah, her eyes were blue.

So were Nancy's.

Then who did he write the poem for?

Wintwister. (Catherine and Nick can't believe it)

The bull?

I think that's why he went back to the arena that night. Wordsworth once wrote, "Through love we feel we are greater than we know." My guess is, riding that bull, Cody felt like a greater man.

S8 E12Grissom's Divine Comedy

Nobody knew he was coming, Conrad. Nobody knew his name. Yeah, well, if you'd stop talking for a minute you'd understand. The investigation's been compromised. Lives are at risk. How many people do the right thing anymore? Have a conscience? Don Cook, didn't even know what he saw. El Mataocho doesn't kill for the thrill, or because he was abused as a child, he kills because it's his answer to everything. I had him eye-witnessed, it was enough for an indictment. No indictment, no trial, he goes free and La Tierra gets stronger, so don't patronize me by saying this might be an accident. I'm not asking you for advice here, I'm telling you. I want Grissom.

(to Greg who has a scarf wrapped around his neck) What are you doing, a catalog shoot? Where's your matching hat with your pom-pom?

Leave me alone. I have a cold.

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