The canary diamond.
Wanna bet the birdie sings in the key of GSR?
S6 E13Kiss Kiss, Bye Bye
[seeing Hodges color in his grey hair with a marker pen]: Vanity, thy name is Hodges.
This isn't what it looks like. I actually like my grey hair, the few that I have.
Hodges, don't you know that grey hair can be very attractive? [Grissom and Hodges look at her suggestively] The, uh, ring?
S6 E14Killer
We've been pulling bodies out of this neighborhood twice a month it seems like.
I think that's actually an improvement.
THTrent Hall
(To Brass) We didn't talk that much, but, but we would text all the time. That's like when you use your cellphone to send like you know, like, like words.
Every time I come to the desert I see porno mags. Who brings spankables out here?
It's probably just trash blown in from off the street.
Nobody throws away porn. They're like heirlooms that you pass on down your family tree.
S6 E15Pirates of the Third Reich
I have a question. How do you have sex with the person who killed your daughter?
Revenge is an act of passion.
S6 E16Up in Smoke
What were you doing on the roof?
JWJonathan Wax
That's what I do. Chad's Chimney Sweeps, I clean fireplaces and chimneys. I was out at that Sidley place about a month ago. You can call Chad. I remember that place. Man, that guy had one big-ass chimney.
I don't suppose you saw a body while you were there?
JWJonathan Wax
Look, I may be an ex-con, but even I would've dialed 9-1-1.
S6 E17I Like to Watch
CCameraman
Do you think forensic shows are just teaching the criminals how to get away with crimes?
Everyone learns from science. It all depends on how you use the knowledge.
S6 E18The Unusual Suspect
[to Nick] Good news is Judge Crawford denied the defense's motion to dismiss.
Of course he did. She's just a mixed-up kid trying to protect her older brother. All the evidence points to Marlon.
Yeah, and all the jury's going to remember is a little girl in a bloody shirt confessing to murder. That's reasonable doubt on a silver platter.
Do you have any physical evidence that would conclusively rule Hannah out as a suspect?
Well... yeah. She's 4"3 and 65 pounds. The crime just required more strength than she's got.
How old is she?
12.
In high school?
She's a high school senior. She skipped 6 grades. She's a prodigy.
Which means that she has the brains for murder.
Does that make Doogie Howserette our killer?
Nah, I kinda doubt it.
Don't be so sure. It's not easy.
What isn't easy, Hodges?
Being profoundly gifted. Knowing that everybody knows that you're always 10 steps ahead of them. It's a lot of pressure. [Nick gives him a look, and starts walking away] Some days you just feel like you're going to snap.
I know the feeling.
HWHannah West
You don't think I could have done it. Either one of you.
That's a big job... for a little girl.
HWHannah West
Not if you have the right tools.
Smart kid like you, knows your brother is suffering, you feel bad, you wanna help... so you fabricate some evidence.
HWHannah West
Uh, if you thought the evidence was fake I wouldn't still be in jail.
[reading what's on Hannah's dress] Rainbow party?
Yeah, it's a party game where the boys get the girls to wear different colored lipsticks while they have oral sex. The boy with the most colors wins. It's supposed to be trendy.
So much for "spin the bottle."
12-year-old killer, huh?
Starting to look that way, yeah.
I bet that Grand Theft Auto had something to do with it.
Mmm, I don't know, I don't think Hannah is really the video game type.
You never know. Between you and me, I actually think it's a ton of fun.
Ah, teen lust. It starts with some chemistry, mess around with some biology. [Nick and Sara give each other look] And once you have some experience under your belt then you introduce the physics. Apparently chivalry is not dead. The bloody fingerprint tested positive for nonoxynol spermicide.
So much for the boyfriend.
If we can't pin this on Hannah or Marlon they could both walk.
You could flip a coin.
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