CSI: Crime Scene Investigation · Season 6
Excuse me Dr. Thayer.
What the hell do you want?
Well, to inform you that you have the right to remain silent. DA is filing charges for perjury and obstruction of justice. We won't be accepting a plea.
This is all your fault.
I hope so.
[After they got done putting red rods into a police car, indicating where the bullets hit it]
Looks like porcupine.
There's not enough room between rods for a human being to fit.
I know. [sighs] Bell and Adams must've been really swervin' and weavin'.
78 bullet holes. And Bell wasn't hit until he got out of the car.
And I heard Bell was a rookie, barely off training. It was just his time I guess.
And what do I get to do? Go back to the lab and wait for a phone call?
This is a running gun battle that started twenty blocks back, you get that.
That's got to be like, a mile, who's with me?
A bunch of pissed off locals with shot-up cars.
[At a community meeting, in a church]
Hello. My name is Doctor Gil Grissom. I'm the night shift supervisor of the Las Vegas Police Department's crime lab. I'm not a police officer, I'm a scientist.
You work for the cops, that makes you a cop. You're not on our side.
Actually, I'm a forensics expert. My job is to collect physical evidence from a crime scene to determine who did what to whom and how did they do it. I've been asked to come here today by the Mayor and Sheriff Berdic to present our analysis of the evidence in this case to your community.
Why here? Why should we believe your evidence?
Physical evidence cannot be wrong; it doesn't lie. It's not influenced by emotion or prejudice, it's not confused by the excitement of the moment. I'm here [looks up] in God's house to explain to you the truth about exactly what happened the other day.
Wow, you had the baby and got your figure back in one day.
No, that's impossible, believe me I know, my wife's had five kids.
Do you ever want to be a cop?
Every time I get a speeding ticket, yeah.
All the hairs lifted off the victim's clothes were consistent with each other. There's a sample under the scope. The root is shaped like a spade which is indicitative of canine. The scale pattern is consistent with a golden retriever.
Oh, yeah the victims have a golden retriever.
Well if you cracked that mystery at the scene, you would have saved me a lot of time. [sighs] I've been working like a dog.
You know studies have found that pet owners have lower stress levels, you should, you should check that out.
Well, I had a hamster when I was growing up. My mother hated them she said they stank out my room. But I just loved to watch them spinning on their little wheels. One day I came home and they were gone. Somehow they'd gotten out of their cage.
How much did your mother hate them?
They ran away.
Edith car in a Lexus neighborhood.
We ran the plates, our girl doesn't live here, we're tracking her down.
Bitch on wheels, can't wait to meet her.
How many hot dogs did he eat?
Approximately twenty.
God. Ugh, do you think we might be able to ID the makers of the hot dog from the ingredients?
No, believe it or not most hot dog companies are very proprietary over their recipes.
Well how about through the girdle marks?
Oh yeah sure, I'll just run it through the Hot Dog Appliance database.
What's a 4-5-0?
That would be sex with a dead body.
You know, Gil, we're all intrigued by our nightmares when we watch freak shows, but basically we're all thinking the same thing.
Yeah, I'm glad they're not looking at me.
Hey, Grissom. You wanna talk to me?
Yeah. Sit down. (pause) I heard that, uh, Kelly Gordon may be a suspect in your murder case.
Yeah.
Is that a problem?
No. No, it's not a problem. Hey, by the way I heard the tape. I did a voice comparison. Sylvia Mullins is the other voice on that tape. She's Walter Gordon's ex-business manager so I'm pretty sure she had something to do with my kidnapping.
But now she's dead.
Yeah.
So... it's over.
Yeah.
Good.
Good.
Who brings a gun to a knife fight?
The winner?
According to the Airline Global Distribution system, she boarded the flight and he didn't.
He was busy being dead.
Sure, especially if Lois was an accomplice, or dare I say, a killer.
Well, I don't see homicide anywhere on her schedule.
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