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[About a tortoise with a suspect's fingerprint on it] I wonder if he's a rare species, because I read that African tortoises can be worth as much as $10,000.
Please hurry, okay? Because he's been traumatized enough already.
He's a material witness in a homicide investigation.
I meant traumatized by you.
But I told her forensics is just science, you know? It's what you go to school for and... But you don't look like my chem teacher.
Thanks, I think.
[Greg walks in as Haley leaves.]
You do know, uh, crime scene's in the next room? I always look for the yellow tape.
I need side-arm clearance and I've got to take a look at the tactical manual again, these codes are very, very confusing.
Ah, the most important signal's a code 4.
Situation secure. Code 4.
Second most important: 4-82.
I know this, 4-82 is... What is it?
Lunch!
Shouldn't you be out catching bad guys?
Shouldn't you be working on your thesis?
But I'm telling ya, this is a crime. Look, I know the jumper, alright? Pierre Delongue and I served together in the French Foreign Legion. What? It's a real thing.
What a lonely place to die.
What place isn't, my friend? What place isn't?
Oh no. There is no death, only transmogrification.
Well that's a relief.
It is better to be agreeable than to be right.
That's not religion, that's marriage.
We're talking about a piece of television history. The actual space force microprobe Commander Artemis Bishop used to subdue the alien Gorth in the season two finale of Astro Quest. And it can all be yours for just $750.
750? Do I look like an idiot to you?
[Scene cuts to Hodges walking with the space force microprobe.]
[Calls Brass on his cell phone.] It's Hodges.
Who?
From trace. We have a situation at the Whatifitcon.
The Whatifit-what? How'd you get this number?
I cloned Grissom's cell phone for a work related matter. That's not important now. We have a situation. It's one of the exhibitors.
Could you be more specific?
He's dead, Jim.
Uh, David, would you finish stitching him up please?
I'm not a seamstress, I'm a coroner's investigation, dammit!
He's been doing that all day.
so all you had was an eyewitness who was a half a mile away, testimony from Jeremy Ken't ex-cellmate and a single fingerprint from a rock?
Back then it was enough.
Got it figured out? Legal just put this on my desk. [Hands Catherine an envelope.]
I've been subpoenaed by Jeremy Kent. He's requesting a pre-trial conference.
Yeah, he probably wants to talk to you about how he got life based on a rock.
Can we call Dr. Barnard for a consult?
Passed away in '98. Loved chili dogs, but his arteries didn't.
I'm going to need some contact information on them.
Mom! We're going to be late!
Just a minute. [To Brass.] Mountain View Cemetery, Plot 921.
I talked to the neighbors, nobody had anything bad to say about Mrs Kelly, in fact they all called her a saint. Specials eds teacher, she's a friend to kids, stray dogs, and anyone with a problem.
Well I must have met her evil clone.
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