Well tox detected methamphetamine, sildenafil and oxycodone.
Stimulant, erection, and a painkiller, party in a pill.
Where was that on my wedding night?
S6 E22Time of Your Death
In 1897, Williams Spinks received a patent for what came to be known as Spinks' billiard chalk. You may be surprised to know that cue tip chalk need not contain chalk at all, but is a mixture of axel light and silica. The abrasives give grip to the tip when it hits the ball.
Stop trying to make that sound dirty. Our vic had a callous on his hand.
Mmmmm.
Don't.
Please tell me there are something more to this guys and cars thing, besides the obvious penis extension metaphors.
So you want me to lie?
Caprice Unlimited: Anything is Possible. Sounds like a sex business. [picks up phone to call the company]
What are you going to say?
Uh, something other than a guy is dead, and it looks like you're involved.
S6 E23Bang-Bang
Gil, have you ever been even close to getting married?
Once, when I was younger. Her name was Nicole Daley. I asked her to marry me. We were classmates. She liked bugs too. I gave her my grandmother's ring, but my mother made me get it back. [Doc Robbins nods] Second grade.
S6 E24Way to Go
I think I found a toupee, our vic may be bald.
Thanks that will help me distinguish it from the other severed heads I find out here.
Are you checking out my waist?
I'm a, I'm a 32 incher myself... same as in college.
Oh, congratulations.
You know, women aren't the only ones who feel the pressure to look good. Time was, having a rotund belly was a sign of prosperity and success... now, it just means you're a lazy glutton not getting any.
Just between you and me, does he always wear a suit [talking about Brass]? Like, when you guys go to dinner, the movies...or whatever it is you do when you hang out? 'Cuz I gotta tell you, the thought of him in a sweater really freaks me out.
[smiles] We don't hang out, Greg.
No kidding? [shrugs shoulders] I just assumed.
I don't know, most people want to die in their sleep, I suppose, never know that it's happening. Like a crime scene: surprise, you're dead. I'd prefer to know in advance that I was gonna die, like to be diagnosed with cancer, actually have some time to prepare; go back to the rain-forest one more time; re-read Moby Dick; possibly enter an international chess tournament; at least, have enough time to say goodbye to the people I love.
I'm not ready to say goodbye.
S7 E1Built to Kill, Part 1
I got you a veggie burger.
Thanks.
: What about me?
I didn't know you were here. Soy, sorry. (Sara smirks)
Where's the love?
S7 E2Built to Kill, Part 2
[Looking at Sven's architectural drawings]
If Sven is capable of creating these kinds of 3D renderings, he definitely could have built that miniature.
Son defending the honor of his mother?
Name that Greek tragedy.
I hear we're out of suspects.
Not necessarily, could be anyone in town. Or anyone out of town for that matter. That's a lot of suspects.
S7 E3Toe Tags
[to Catherine]: When was the last time you took a nap in Grissom's tub?
S7 E4Fannysmackin
What do you know about work boots? I'm guessing you haven't worked a day of hard labor in your life.
I wore Doc Martens in high school. It was the style.
Yeah for skinheads.
Yeah, they kinda ruined it for everyone.
(after Grissom assigns him a case) Alright, who's my wingman?
You're a big boy Greg; you don't need a wingman for this.
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