Something's different about these mashed potatoes.
That's because it's RICE.
Needs sour cream.
What's with the brown ketchup?
[talking about the bowl to Emma] I paid fifty bucks for it on Ebay!
Fifty bucks, is that all?
Yeah, I mean for an enchanted bowl that's a bargain!
Emma thinks this bowl is enchanted by flavour fairies of the forest
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