Community · Season 3, Episode 1
Okay, guys, let's get to Biology on time. I don't want to be a screw up this year.
Umm, Britta. [Points to his Biology book while looking at the Chemistry book Britta is holding]
So we're really doing this without Pierce? It's so sad.
Yeah, we've parted ways with our closest, oldest, craziest, most racist, oldest elderly crazy friend. And he's not coming back.
[Suddenly from behind Jeff] I'm back.
Oh, Starburns. I see you added a lizard to your special hat and sideburns. Am I missing anything?
Yeah, the human being underneath it all, but no one's really interested in that, are they?
No.
[Jeff daydreams about he and the study group singing a song to celebrate the beginning of a new year at Greendale Community College]
We're gonna fly to school each morning,We're gonna smile the entire time.
We're gonna be more happy,We're gonna finally be fine!
We're gonna get more calm and normal,
We're gonna fix our state of mind!
We're gonna be less crazy,
We're gonna finally be fine!
We're gonna stand holding hands in a brand new land,Far away from the borderline!
We're gonna seem like a mainstream dream,
And be appealing to all mankiiiiiind!
We're gonna have more fun and be less weirdThan the first two years combined!And we're gonna live forever!
And we're gonna sleep together!
And we're gonna finallyBe sunny and shinilyWe're gonna finally be fine!
[Abed is watching the sixth episode of Cougarton Abbey, a British TV show recommended to him by Britta, when everyone on the show poisons themselves, leaving Abed confused]
Uhmm...
Britta, why did everyone on Cougarton Abbey just die?
They only ran six episodes. That's the great thing about British TV - they give you closure!
Ohh!
[Abed starts screaming, then becomes unresponsive as if he were a robot that shut down]
No, no, no! We'll find you a new favorite show! We'll find you a new favorite show! C'mon, buddy! [to Britta] You are human tennis elbow. You are a pizza burn on the roof of the world's mouth. You are the opposite of Batman!
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