[gasps] Oh no, grifters! I better watch my French fries unless... [gasps] Counterfeit! Where'd you learn to do that?
We didn't learn anything. That class is-
A ripoff? Hmm, what's another word for that?
All he did was throw his hat and make us pass briefcases.
And he kept trying to sell us stuff. Briefcase swapping talcum for "grifter's palm", briefcase hinge oil for silence switcheroos, and something called extra-believable socks. Those are actually half-off; I kind of feel like I grifted him.
So, in a sense, what happened is you took a class about grifting. And...
Jeff, do you really need us to say it? You were-
Eh, whoa, whoa! Yeah, I need you to say it. Let me just get settled. Okay, go.
You were right.
[tenses up in pleasure] Yeah... Well, you live and you learn, guys. Well, you live anyway.
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