Do you want flashy forward, or cherry and classic?
Do you have black?
[Annie gives a beleaguered sigh]
That's a no. That beleaguered sigh means, "no, I can't have black nails".
Don't look at the camera.
You absolutely can, and we all will when our bodies decompose.
Please don't Jim the camera like that.
Jim the camera?
The color black hasn't had anything to do with death or edginess since '89. My accountant has black nails.
Your what?!
Don't jump on that. My accountant; it's a figure of speech.
It's a form of speech called "making things up".
[there's a knock on Abed's apartment door]
Abed, can you get that?
I can film you getting it.
It's open!
Is it?
I dunno; let's see.
[Frankie walks through the door holding her dress on a hanger]
Frankie!
So I didn't put my wedding clothes on, like you said. So we can get dressed together and be girls together. This is gonna be fun.
[cut to Frankie's interview with Abed]
Annie and Britta told me to come over and get ready with them for Garrett's wedding. I didn't say no. Who says no to something like that? A cold, off-putting, incompatible person. The kind of person that turns a sleepover into a-a-a stoning. I had rocks thrown at me. Biblical, igneous, jagged, hateful, pointy, ninja rocks, and that's not gonna happen again.
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