Relax, I think I see a scenario where we both get out of here with acceptable losses.
What exactly is your version of acceptable?
Breaks and punctures, possible loss of a limb, no major organ damage.
S1 E12Chuck Versus the Undercover Lover
[knocks down a bad guy while tied to Casey's back] How do ya like me now suckah!
S1 E13Chuck Versus the Marlin
[to Lester and Jeff] We could do this the easy way or the hard way. The easy way is I shove his foot up your ass.
What's the hard way?
I use my foot!
This is just getting a little personal.
Right, new tactic. You finish the story or I put your head through the wall.
Okay, someone wasn't hugged enough as a child.
Where are you, Chuck? I need the ring. This is not awesome!
Look, what if I surrender and you run. I mean I'm going into a cell anyway. What's the difference?
Torture.
Okay, no surrender.
Way to go Chuck, I always knew you could handle my family jewels.
S2 E1Chuck Versus the First Date
[Colt is dangling Chuck out a window] Let the geek go!
Wait! Not out the window.
Aren't we picky?
You want to go on a date some time? I mean a date without aliases, and spy gear, and a mission.
Like a real date?
Yeah.
Chuck, I-I'm still a CIA agent. And there are a hundred reasons why I shouldn't do that.
What do you have to lose? In a week, you're going to be undercover somewhere in some place like Jakarta, in a knife fight with some evil doer and in that exact moment you're going to wish you would have spent one last night of fun with me.
...Okay.
What about me?
[chuckles] You're really going to make me say it aren't you?
[Sarah smiles]
Wow, okay. Fine. All right we'll play it your way...A girl like you, or more appropriately, a woman like you. Considering the fact that you could probably kick the ass of everyone in this joint. And a-a smart one at that. Not to mention, cool...and extremely beautiful. And-and...you can stop me any time with the compliments if they're becoming...you know
No, that was, uh, very...sweet.
"Sweet?" Golly gee, thanks for making me feel like I'm 8.
[slight chuckle] Well, you're not so bad yourself.
[sarcastically] Please, I'm fantastic.
[seriously] Yeah. You are.
What exactly are you doing?
CColt
I'm stretching. Getting limber.
Why are you doing that?
CColt
So I won't pull a muscle when I break your neck. Maybe you should get limber too.
[Colt is holding Chuck off the side of a building]
CColt
Hand it over.
What'll you do if I give it to you?
CColt
To be honest, I'm a drop you.
See this-this is what I'm talking about, we gotta work on your negotiating skills!
[Casey catches Chuck's hand after Colt drops him off of a building and swings him to safety]
You...You...
Yeah, I know, I catch you when you fall. It's touching, really.
No no, I love you!
Keep it in your pants, Bartowski.
S2 E2Chuck Versus the Seduction
Okay, look, the sooner we get the Cipher back and the sooner you can have the Intersect removed, and the sooner you can be free to live whatever life you choose with whomever you choose.
What are you saying?
I'm saying that you can have everything that you've always wanted.
Let me see the file.
What we need to be is more like Chuck and Sarah.
Excuse me?
Every time you see her your eyes light up. I mean, How do you keep that spark alive?
I-I, you know-I don't think I should be getting involved in-
Come on, what's the secret bro?
You know what, we-we kinda just, you know, we pretend like we're not really dating, which is weird I know, but it-it-it forces me to have win her over again and again...and again.
That is so sweet.
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