Well, it may not be the steamiest, but we probably have the strangest relationship in Los Angeles.
Doubt that. Morgan's still dating, right?
Good point.
S2 E2Chuck Versus the Seduction
[preparing Chuck to seduce an enemy agent] We need to talk about protection.
I really don't think it's going to get that far, Roan.
I mean a gun. Do you know why she's called the "black widow?"
Because she's African-American, and her husband died?
So how can you just sit there and watch them die?
Because I'm not in love with one of the agents.
I'm not...I care about them. I care about both of them. Besides we heard what she said, okay? To her, I'm just an asset.
No. You're not...Trust me. The lady doth protest too much. But Charles, you have to ask yourself is she worth dying for?
Yes.
Poor boy. Lesson number one for being a spy: never fall in love.
Well then I guess I'm not much of a spy.
S2 E3Chuck Versus the Breakup
Buddy, what've I told you about direct confrontation with the Mighty Jocks, Mitt specifically?
Run with my tail between my legs and go get John Casey.
So uh...staying with Sarah, huh?
Protecting our cover. How are things between you guys?
They're good. Good good good. Solid. Why, did she say something?
No it's just, she's a beautiful girl, pretending to be your girlfriend. I was afraid you'd let the lines get blurred and fall for her.
[scoffs] What me, fall for Sarah? Please.
I'm too young, upwardly mobile, and handsome to die.
FFulcrum Agent
Okay, let's try this one more time. The microchip. Please. The microchip now!
Release the kid first.
Kid? Honestly, we were born in the same year!
Look, we both know how I feel about you so I'm just going to shoot straight. Sarah, you're the greatest thing that's ever happened to me. You're beautiful, you're smart, you laugh at all of my stupid jokes and have a horrible habit of constantly saving my life. The truth is, you're everything that I thought I ever wanted and more. And for the last few days all I could think about is our future together. About what it's going to be like once I finally get the Intersect out of my head; we can be together for real, no fake relationships, no covers, no lies. But the more I think about it, the more I realize that you and I can never have a future together. I fooled myself into thinking that we could but the truth is: we can't. Because even if we had a real relationship it would never really be real. I'd still never know anything about you, your real name, your home town, your first love, anything. And I want more than that. I want to be able to call you at the end of a bad day and tell you about some funny thing Morgan did and not find out I can't but I can't cause you're off be somewhere in Paraguay quelling a revolution with a fork. I'm a normal guy who wants a normal life. And as amazing as you are, Sarah Walker, we both know that you will never be normal.
You know, someday when the intersect is out of your head and you have the life that you always wanted, you'll forget all about me.
I seriously doubt that.
S2 E4Chuck Versus the Cougars
[watching Lester's sales policy in action] That's gonna end badly.
I know. I know, Chuck. That's part of the fun.
Back off, Chuck! You have as much information as is pertinent to this assignment!
So "Jenni" with an "i" or would that be-
[Sarah takes the pencil Chuck's holding]
All Jenny's boyfriend needs to know is that Jenny hates questions about her past!
[Throws the pencil at a picture of Chuck and Sarah, embedding it in Chuck's picture]
You got that?
Chuck I'm good. Yeah, I'm good.
[to Chuck after Sarah spills wine on Chuck's pants] Not the first American tax dollars wasted on a man's lap.
MRMark Ratner
See, I'm just a guy who likes math, you know, and somehow I got a beautiful girl like that to fall in love with me. I have to pinch myself sometimes. It's like I'm dreaming. Aw, forget it, Agent Carmichael. I mean, how can I expect a cool guy like you to understand?
You know what, Mark? Sometimes the nerd gets the girl.
Okay, fine, I'll answer one question about my past. You've earned that much.
...No thanks...I don't need to know more, not about who you were. 'Cause as much as you don't think so, I know who you are: a girl I'd like to share a cheeseburger with...Should I get a knife? I'll get a knife.
That won't be necessary.
[Sarah rolls up one of pants legs, pulls out a knife and gives it to Chuck]
That's awesome! And a little disturbing.
Who’s going to tell Ratner about his wife?
That’s why love is for suckers.
Where’s Sarah?
Sucker.
S2 E5Chuck Versus Tom Sawyer
EEmmett
Let's start out simple: why do you belong at the Buy More?
I satisfy a quota. My dad's part Indian. The cool kind of Indian, though, not like Lester.
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