DWDevon Woodcomb
Still playing the loser cover? You're nailing it.
It's not a cover, Devon, it's my life.
[in disbelief] So this is really you?
Maybe we should be introduced, I'm Chuck Bartowski: total loser, cheeseball addict.
S3 E1Chuck Versus the Pink Slip
Poor bastard!
Who ?
Moron that's still in love with you.
I promise you, Casey he is not in love with me.
Come on. I don't know what happened between you two. Don't want to. Just saying, I've seen men have their fingernails pulled out treated more humanely than you did that kid.
Well I was just doing my job
Job's over. Put him out of his misery. He deserves that much.
Ever since you went to Prague I've worked with the best spies in the world and you know what?
They're on their way here to save us?
None of them can do what you can do. You're a spy and you can save us.
Sarah, I need you to keep Chuck's emotions in check so the Intersect can work. He listens to you. But he's also an unstable element.
Do you think he's dangerous?
Very. But he's worth the risk. For two years, we've protected Chuck from the world. But now we have to protect the world from Chuck.
This isn't about you, Chuck. This is about us. We need a place for two. And you can get a roommate, you know. You have plenty of friends.
I'm so happy right now!
Other friends, Chuck. Other friends.
S3 E2Chuck Versus the Three Words
CCarina
And Casey will pose as my father.
Check your math, sister. I'll play your brother.
CCarina
That's a bit of a stretch, Colonel.
Yeah, Casey. Uh, I think you have dungarees that are older than Carina.
There's gotta be a contingency plan if enemy agents infiltrate my house. Like a button you push that calls that cavalry so they can swoop in and get everyone out. Where's the button?
Me. I'm the button.
Carina is not just some girl. She's basically a Swedish supermodel. The country's greatest export since Björn Borg.
People mistake him for me all the time.
[to Carina] Just because you're a beautiful woman that I would give up a non-vital organ to make love to doesn't give you the right to show up with this clown and humiliate me in front of my friends.
And the decision I made in Prague. I know what it looks like, I know that it looks like I chose being a spy over-over being with you. But that's not what happened. How I felt about you was real. Very, very real. And I know that you know how I felt about you for a long time, you know. But when Carina told me what you said, those three words that I waited to hear for so long. Look Sarah, I know. You were probably very hurt. Probably hurt that I didn't run away with you in Prague... Sarah, I love you.
S3 E3Chuck Versus the Angel de la Muerte
Sorry, didn't mean to scare you.
Maybe you shouldn't be sneaking into my room at night.
I had a CIA mission.
What exactly does that mean?
Well you know, same old same old. Bad guy throws a fancy cocktail party. Another bad guy is trying to sell him a weapon. Bust both bad guys. Diffuse a bomb. Blah blah blah.
But haven't you personally given me the order to kill that commie crackpot on three separate occasions?
And three times, you have failed to complete your orders.
Thought you said you had a perfect record.
Wow. This is getting entertainingly uncomfortable.
So you come up with a plan yet?
Oh yeah. Yeah, the plan is: Sarah and I are going to sneak out of here, and save Casey. While you stay here and save the Premiere. We just gotta take care of those two guards there.
Those two soldiers with machine guns. You and what army?
Uh, that would be Sarah, and her fists.
You stole my blood.
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