Chuck Bartowski quotes from Chuck

Chuck

[about Sarah meeting his family for the first time] Meeting the family's kind of a big step, if our relationship were remotely real.

Chuck

[to Sarah] Look, I'm not accusing you of anything...today. Yesterday yes, I may have laid it on a little thick with the accusing. But I'm really sorry about that. Instead of not trusting you I should have been thanking you for saving my life and protecting the country and for making really tasty gourmet wieners.

Chuck

How am I supposed to know that Carina has a remote control jet ski? It's usually not an option in real life.

Chuck

[while on a date with Lou] It wouldn't be an official Chuck Bartowski date if the woman didn't leave injured in some way.

Chuck

Is it me or does our government never want me to have sex again?

Chuck

[knocks down a bad guy while tied to Casey's back] How do ya like me now suckah!

Chuck

Hey, sis? The world's not gonna end today. [Ellie walks out of earshot] I have very reliable sources.

Chuck

The guy who created Missile Command commands actual missiles?

Chuck

Excuse me. I'm sorry, General. But who in my life isn't a spy? My sister? My best friend? Should I just start asking people that when I first meet them, "Hi I'd like the extra value meal, and while we're on the topic, do you covertly work for a government espionage faction?"

Chuck

[Text message to Sarah and Casey] I also unlocked your door. Taking them to Buy More. Unleash the Casey.

Chuck

You should know I wanted to help you. I was going to let you get away. But you were about to kill Sarah and that made the decision for me. You're under arrest, Jill. And I'm breaking up with you.

Chuck

[to Ellie] And I realize that Jill, Stanford and Bryce, that's a story from my past... But my new story is you, and Sarah, and these friggin yahoos. And sometimes it can be a real fun story.

Chuck

[to Sarah and Casey dressed as nerds] Either this is a mission or you two are very good at hiding your hobbies.

Chuck

Guys....I know Kung Fu.

Chuck

And the decision I made in Prague. I know what it looks like, I know that it looks like I chose being a spy over-over being with you. But that's not what happened. How I felt about you was real. Very, very real. And I know that you know how I felt about you for a long time, you know. But when Carina told me what you said, those three words that I waited to hear for so long. Look Sarah, I know. You were probably very hurt. Probably hurt that I didn't run away with you in Prague... Sarah, I love you.