[to Lester and Jeff] We could do this the easy way or the hard way. The easy way is I shove his foot up your ass.
What's the hard way?
I use my foot!
“Chuck Versus the Marlin” · Season 1, Episode 13
In this episode: John Casey (2), Captain Awesome Woodcomb (2), Chuck Bartowski (1), Sarah Walker (1), Morgan Grimes (1), Jeff Barnes (1)
[to Lester and Jeff] We could do this the easy way or the hard way. The easy way is I shove his foot up your ass.
What's the hard way?
I use my foot!
This is just getting a little personal.
Right, new tactic. You finish the story or I put your head through the wall.
Okay, someone wasn't hugged enough as a child.
Where are you, Chuck? I need the ring. This is not awesome!
Look, what if I surrender and you run. I mean I'm going into a cell anyway. What's the difference?
Torture.
Okay, no surrender.
Way to go Chuck, I always knew you could handle my family jewels.
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