Morgan Grimes quotes from Chuck

Morgan

Chuck, I know what a third wheel is. I know it's me. Give, give me a chance here, man. Let, let me be a fourth wheel. For once. Or maybe I can be any other even number.

Morgan

[to Carina] Just because you're a beautiful woman that I would give up a non-vital organ to make love to doesn't give you the right to show up with this clown and humiliate me in front of my friends.

Morgan

[to Big Mike] Well, it's just a little unusual that you call me before I even had time to screw anything up.

Morgan

We know exactly what you look like, Shaw. Six foot two, 220 raven-black hair. Very attractive.

Morgan

I happen to be very good at the quick-look-at-your-phone-when-you-get-a-text-but-you-didn't know-I-looked look.

Morgan

[to Sarah, after they incapacitate the second Klüg brother] Spy high-five!

Morgan

You know, if I was standing on my wallet, I'd be tall.

Morgan

[after Bo kisses him] Hello, Bo Derek's tongue. Wow.

Morgan

[to Bo Derek] You're no longer a perfect 10.

Morgan

I'm on board, obviously. I also want to say that I'm really glad we're having this third last mission, seeing as I wasn't a part of the other two.

Chuck

[after the super secret computer was downloaded into his head] Did you spike the punch?

Morgan

Something goes wrong, you blame me. After all these years, where's the trust? [pause] Yes, I did.

Morgan

Stop the presses! Who is that!? Vicky Vale!

Chuck

Vicky Vale, Vi- Vicky Vale, Vickity Vickity, Vicky Vale, Vi- Vicky Va...

Sarah

I hope I'm not interrupting.

Chuck

Uh no, not at all. That's from-it's from Batman.

Sarah

Because that makes it better?

Morgan

Ahh, Hi. Hey, I'm Morgan. And this is, uh, this is Chuck.

Sarah

Wow, I didn't think people still named their kids Chuck. Or, uh, Morgan, for that matter.

Chuck

My parents were sadists, and carnival freaks found him in a dumpster.

Morgan

But they raised me as one of their own.

Ellie

How did you get in here?

Morgan

Chuck's window or, as I like to call it, the "Morgan Door."

Morgan

Because tonight Chuck Bartowski is boldly going where none of us have gone before...To have intercourse with a beautiful woman.

Anna

Speak for yourself.

Morgan

I'll let myself out.

Ellie

...My four favorite words.