[Colt is dangling Chuck out a window] Let the geek go!
Wait! Not out the window.
Aren't we picky?
“Chuck Versus the First Date” · Season 2, Episode 1
In this episode: Chuck Bartowski (5), Sarah Walker (3), John Casey (2)
You want to go on a date some time? I mean a date without aliases, and spy gear, and a mission.
Like a real date?
Yeah.
Chuck, I-I'm still a CIA agent. And there are a hundred reasons why I shouldn't do that.
What do you have to lose? In a week, you're going to be undercover somewhere in some place like Jakarta, in a knife fight with some evil doer and in that exact moment you're going to wish you would have spent one last night of fun with me.
...Okay.
What about me?
[chuckles] You're really going to make me say it aren't you?
[Sarah smiles]
Wow, okay. Fine. All right we'll play it your way...A girl like you, or more appropriately, a woman like you. Considering the fact that you could probably kick the ass of everyone in this joint. And a-a smart one at that. Not to mention, cool...and extremely beautiful. And-and...you can stop me any time with the compliments if they're becoming...you know
No, that was, uh, very...sweet.
"Sweet?" Golly gee, thanks for making me feel like I'm 8.
[slight chuckle] Well, you're not so bad yourself.
[sarcastically] Please, I'm fantastic.
[seriously] Yeah. You are.
What exactly are you doing?
CColt
I'm stretching. Getting limber.
Why are you doing that?
CColt
So I won't pull a muscle when I break your neck. Maybe you should get limber too.
[Colt is holding Chuck off the side of a building]
CColt
Hand it over.
What'll you do if I give it to you?
CColt
To be honest, I'm a drop you.
See this-this is what I'm talking about, we gotta work on your negotiating skills!
[Casey catches Chuck's hand after Colt drops him off of a building and swings him to safety]
You...You...
Yeah, I know, I catch you when you fall. It's touching, really.
No no, I love you!
Keep it in your pants, Bartowski.
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