“Chuck Versus the Seduction” · Season 2, Episode 2
In this episode: Chuck Bartowski (5), Sarah Walker (2), Roan (2), Captain Awesome Woodcomb (1), Ellie Woodcomb (1)
Okay, look, the sooner we get the Cipher back and the sooner you can have the Intersect removed, and the sooner you can be free to live whatever life you choose with whomever you choose.
What are you saying?
I'm saying that you can have everything that you've always wanted.
Let me see the file.
What we need to be is more like Chuck and Sarah.
Excuse me?
Every time you see her your eyes light up. I mean, How do you keep that spark alive?
I-I, you know-I don't think I should be getting involved in-
Come on, what's the secret bro?
You know what, we-we kinda just, you know, we pretend like we're not really dating, which is weird I know, but it-it-it forces me to have win her over again and again...and again.
That is so sweet.
Well, it may not be the steamiest, but we probably have the strangest relationship in Los Angeles.
Doubt that. Morgan's still dating, right?
Good point.
[preparing Chuck to seduce an enemy agent] We need to talk about protection.
I really don't think it's going to get that far, Roan.
I mean a gun. Do you know why she's called the "black widow?"
Because she's African-American, and her husband died?
So how can you just sit there and watch them die?
Because I'm not in love with one of the agents.
I'm not...I care about them. I care about both of them. Besides we heard what she said, okay? To her, I'm just an asset.
No. You're not...Trust me. The lady doth protest too much. But Charles, you have to ask yourself is she worth dying for?
Yes.
Poor boy. Lesson number one for being a spy: never fall in love.
Well then I guess I'm not much of a spy.
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