Ellie Woodcomb quotes from Chuck

Ellie

Morgan Grimes, the boy who took my pillow as his date to the junior prom, knows more about my family being spies than I do.

Ellie

The problem is, I only have one test subject, so in order to control my experiment, we're going have to have a second baby. [Devon freezes] Joking.

Ellie

How did you get in here?

Morgan

Chuck's window or, as I like to call it, the "Morgan Door."

Morgan

I'll let myself out.

Ellie

...My four favorite words.

Ellie

There's no need. I figured it out. I know.

Chuck

You do?

Ellie

You haven't had a girlfriend for a long time and you're in love.

Chuck

Yeah. I am?

Ellie

But lying to me? Missing our most important day like...like you're in high school? I mean do you even know that Morgan's about to be fired?

Chuck

Ellie, I can't apologize enough. I...everything that you're saying is right. I guess that I'm just so, um, I'm so head over heals that I'm not thinking straight, you know?

Ellie

Listen, I know that this is the first big thing to happen to you in while. And you feel like your life's not going anywhere, your job's not either, and you're not Superman out there saving the day. But your a good person and your a good brother and you're a good friend. Don't lose that.

Ellie

I have known him since the day he was born (obviously)!

Ellie

When people asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up, he would always say the same thing..."big boy." How cute is that?

Chuck

Ellie, you're killin' me here.

Ellie

And now he is a big boy. And I can tell that he is, because he is with a big...[looks at Sarah's chest] BIG girl.

Awesome

Sorry, guys. Don't mean to muck up your mojo. [to Chuck] I tried to stop her.

Chuck

Is she drunk?

Ellie

Chuck, you need a haircut. It's starting to make funny animal shapes.

Awesome

Let's go, babe; these two need their privacy. Huh?

Ellie

When you were seven, I told you that the burglar stole the money from your piggy bank? That was a lie, it was me. At the time I felt it was very important to have a New Kids fanny pack.

Sarah

Ellie, are you okay? Have you done anything out of the ordinary?

Ellie

...Words taste like peaches.

Awesome

So, Thanksgiving. We're all supposed to say what we're thankful for. I'm thankful for the most beautiful woman in the world, Ellie Bartowski.

Morgan

Good call.

Anna

Morgan.

Morgan

Aww, right.

Ellie

That's sweet, honey. I am thankful for my family and my friends.

Casey

I pass.

Awesome

Chuck.

Chuck

I'm thankful that Bryce Larkin is dead. And is not currently in my bedroom making out with my new girlfriend.

Casey

[gets the hint and leaves the table] Excuse me, please.

Morgan

Wow, buddy, that was, um, really dark.

Awesome

And specific.

Sarah

Ellie are you sure you're okay?

Ellie

It's just that, I have both feet in and Devon has only one foot in. So then, it's just me taking care of three feet and I want it to be us, you know, taking care of four feet. Do you understand what I'm saying?

Sarah

Completely.

Ellie

Of course you do, of course you do. I'm gonna go get us some more wine.

Ellie

What we need to be is more like Chuck and Sarah.

Chuck

Excuse me?

Ellie

Every time you see her your eyes light up. I mean, How do you keep that spark alive?

Chuck

I-I, you know-I don't think I should be getting involved in-

Awesome

Come on, what's the secret bro?

Chuck

You know what, we-we kinda just, you know, we pretend like we're not really dating, which is weird I know, but it-it-it forces me to have win her over again and again...and again.

Ellie

That is so sweet.

Ellie

Well, what happened? What went wrong?

Chuck

I guess something that's been wrong from the start. You know?

Ellie

Are... you guys aren't breaking up, are you?

Chuck

No, no, no, no, no. Trust me. Sarah's not going anywhere.

Ellie

Chuck, I guess I, I don't--I don't know what you're saying exactly.

Chuck

Look El, I know how much you love Sarah. And I know how much you love the idea of us, and us moving forward with you and Devon, but we're not anything like you guys.

Ellie

But you guys seem so perfect.

Chuck

Yeah, I know. I guess, but being in that house with her, it was so close to being perfect. The way I had pictured it would be. Then I realized what was wrong with that picture... And it was us. Sarah and I are never going to be anything more than we are now. But you know what? I'm okay with that.

Chuck

Ellie, Awesome, I have made a very important decision. I am moving out...

Ellie

[Ellie gasps] Yes!

Chuck

And moving in with Morgan.

Ellie

NO!

Morgan

Uh, why on God's green Earth would he ever ever break up with Sarah?

Awesome

Ask Ellie, it was her idea.

Morgan

Really?

Ellie

What? He said that he didn't think she was the one.

Morgan

[Morgan sighs] There are a few precious things I know anything about in this world. Chuck's one of them. Believe me, Sarah's the one!

Ellie

How do you know?

Morgan

How do I know? It's all over the kid's face. When Chuck is around Sarah, he is the Chuck we always dreamed of, all right? The Chuck that has the potential to do anything in the world.

Awesome

Whoa!

Morgan

Evening.

Awesome

Talk about low hanging fruit!

Ellie

Oh my God! I'm going to kill Chuck!

Morgan

Didn't Chuck tell you I sleep in the, in the buff?

Ellie

This isn't about you, Chuck. This is about us. We need a place for two. And you can get a roommate, you know. You have plenty of friends.

Morgan

I'm so happy right now!

Ellie

Other friends, Chuck. Other friends.

Big Mike

What happened to you two? You smell like vomit and Cheerios.

Ellie

We had a baby.