Casey[to Chuck after Sarah spills wine on Chuck's pants] Not the first American tax dollars wasted on a man's lap.
A character in Chuck
Played by Adam Baldwin
Chuck · 457 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Chuck: in 135 of its 457 quotes
Most scenes with: Chuck Bartowski (63), Sarah Walker (41), Morgan Grimes (19)
Casey[to Chuck after Sarah spills wine on Chuck's pants] Not the first American tax dollars wasted on a man's lap.
CaseyNo no no, I served my country with honor Bartowski! Please...let me die with dignity!
CaseyDoes the word "silent" have a different meaning in geek that I'm not aware of?
CaseySure thing, Chuck. I'll just call all the criminals and rogue spies and let them know to hold on a second because Chuck Bartowski needs to sort out his lady feelings.
Casey[to Chuck] If my primary objective wasn't to protect you, I'd kill you.
CaseyYou stole my blood.
CaseyFive people in the world can make this shot huh? Guess I'm one of them.
CaseyBecause the thing I hate more than hippie, neo-liberal fascist anarchists are the hypocrite fat-cat suits they eventually grow up to become.
Casey[to Chuck] I made my decision between love and love of country a long time ago, and it was the right decision for me. You have to make a decision whether it's the right one for you. Walker's a good woman. It's still not too late.
Casey[as Ellie and Chuck drive away] Hm. Two Bartowskis. Double the fun.
Casey[to Morgan about Alex] You break her heart, I break your everything.
Casey[Takes gun off Morgan] You are not getting bullets for a long, long time.
Casey[giving Chuck some fatherly advice] You know , I proposed once....To Kathleen....We had plans to go to Niagara Falls...I was about to ship out...we were young...I was stupid and things got screwed up so I ended up proposing in a Buffalo bus station. Not exactly the most romantic spot in the world, but I'll always have that day, I'll always have that look on her face. Now the truth is there no such thing as the perfect moment, or a perfect spot, so forget about the balcony Bartowski. All you need is the girl!
CaseyThe CIA created one of the most murderous men in the history of the world. Powerful people spending an enormous amount of energy covering that up. If they find out we know they order a guy like me to put a bullet in each one of our heads. Pretty sure your dad didn't want this to end that way.
CaseyYou're Chuck Bartowski, you're the second best spy I've ever worked with. Go save the best one.
Chuck BartowskiZachary Levi · 267 quotes
Sarah WalkerYvonne Strahovski · 149 quotes
Morgan GrimesJoshua Gomez · 85 quotes
Captain Awesome WoodcombRyan McPartlin · 27 quotes
Jeff BarnesScott Krinsky · 26 quotes
Lester PatelVik Sahay · 26 quotes
Ellie WoodcombSarah Lancaster · 21 quotes
GBGeneral Beckman16 quotes
Big MikeMark Christopher Lawrence · 12 quotes
Daniel ShawBrandon Routh · 8 quotes
Anna WuJulia Ling · 7 quotes
Mary Elizabeth BartowskiLinda Hamilton · 7 quotes
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