[Colt is dangling Chuck out a window] Let the geek go!
Wait! Not out the window.
Aren't we picky?
S2 E1Chuck Versus the First Date
You want to go on a date some time? I mean a date without aliases, and spy gear, and a mission.
Like a real date?
Yeah.
Chuck, I-I'm still a CIA agent. And there are a hundred reasons why I shouldn't do that.
What do you have to lose? In a week, you're going to be undercover somewhere in some place like Jakarta, in a knife fight with some evil doer and in that exact moment you're going to wish you would have spent one last night of fun with me.
...Okay.
What about me?
[chuckles] You're really going to make me say it aren't you?
[Sarah smiles]
Wow, okay. Fine. All right we'll play it your way...A girl like you, or more appropriately, a woman like you. Considering the fact that you could probably kick the ass of everyone in this joint. And a-a smart one at that. Not to mention, cool...and extremely beautiful. And-and...you can stop me any time with the compliments if they're becoming...you know
No, that was, uh, very...sweet.
"Sweet?" Golly gee, thanks for making me feel like I'm 8.
[slight chuckle] Well, you're not so bad yourself.
[sarcastically] Please, I'm fantastic.
[seriously] Yeah. You are.
What exactly are you doing?
CColt
I'm stretching. Getting limber.
Why are you doing that?
CColt
So I won't pull a muscle when I break your neck. Maybe you should get limber too.
[Colt is holding Chuck off the side of a building]
CColt
Hand it over.
What'll you do if I give it to you?
CColt
To be honest, I'm a drop you.
See this-this is what I'm talking about, we gotta work on your negotiating skills!
[Casey catches Chuck's hand after Colt drops him off of a building and swings him to safety]
You...You...
Yeah, I know, I catch you when you fall. It's touching, really.
No no, I love you!
Keep it in your pants, Bartowski.
S2 E2Chuck Versus the Seduction
Okay, look, the sooner we get the Cipher back and the sooner you can have the Intersect removed, and the sooner you can be free to live whatever life you choose with whomever you choose.
What are you saying?
I'm saying that you can have everything that you've always wanted.
Let me see the file.
What we need to be is more like Chuck and Sarah.
Excuse me?
Every time you see her your eyes light up. I mean, How do you keep that spark alive?
I-I, you know-I don't think I should be getting involved in-
Come on, what's the secret bro?
You know what, we-we kinda just, you know, we pretend like we're not really dating, which is weird I know, but it-it-it forces me to have win her over again and again...and again.
That is so sweet.
Well, it may not be the steamiest, but we probably have the strangest relationship in Los Angeles.
Doubt that. Morgan's still dating, right?
Good point.
[preparing Chuck to seduce an enemy agent] We need to talk about protection.
I really don't think it's going to get that far, Roan.
I mean a gun. Do you know why she's called the "black widow?"
Because she's African-American, and her husband died?
So how can you just sit there and watch them die?
Because I'm not in love with one of the agents.
I'm not...I care about them. I care about both of them. Besides we heard what she said, okay? To her, I'm just an asset.
No. You're not...Trust me. The lady doth protest too much. But Charles, you have to ask yourself is she worth dying for?
Yes.
Poor boy. Lesson number one for being a spy: never fall in love.
Well then I guess I'm not much of a spy.
S2 E3Chuck Versus the Breakup
Buddy, what've I told you about direct confrontation with the Mighty Jocks, Mitt specifically?
Run with my tail between my legs and go get John Casey.
So uh...staying with Sarah, huh?
Protecting our cover. How are things between you guys?
They're good. Good good good. Solid. Why, did she say something?
No it's just, she's a beautiful girl, pretending to be your girlfriend. I was afraid you'd let the lines get blurred and fall for her.
[scoffs] What me, fall for Sarah? Please.
I'm too young, upwardly mobile, and handsome to die.
FFulcrum Agent
Okay, let's try this one more time. The microchip. Please. The microchip now!
Release the kid first.
Kid? Honestly, we were born in the same year!
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