What's in Dubai?
Weap-Con, the greatest weapons convention. I go every year. I find it very relaxing. It looks like this year I'll be able to write it off as a business trip.
S3 E6Chuck Versus the Nacho Sampler
Credit card charges show mostly video games, comic books. Phone records indicate only one female caller in the last six months: his sister.
I feel so sorry for this guy, he seems so alone.
Oh, whoops. That's your old file, Bartowski.
S3 E7Chuck Versus the Mask
Who is that?
Super hot blond, heart of ice? Yeah. That's Chuck's ex, Sarah.
Oh. What's their deal?
Well, deal is Sarah dumped his ass and, uh, broke his heart. Now she can't resist to come here and stomp on it.
[about Sarah and Shaw] Any idea what she's doing here, other than trying to make you jealous with that ridiculously good looking date of hers?
Him? Ridiculously good looking? If you like that strong, Supermany kind of guy.
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[realizing that Chuck stole the mask] Oh he's good. A real Casanova this one... He used the blond to get into the vault...and seduced the computer girl to access the security system.
If I have to see you with someone else, it might as well be a hero.
What can I say? I have a type.
Chuck, you're not going to have us forever. The Intersect was designed so agents could work autonomously.
We're your training wheels and your performance tells me it's about time for us to come off.
I hope you're ready for your big boy bike, Bartowski.
[about Sarah and Shaw] Any idea what she's doing here? other than making you jealous with that ridiculously good looking date of hers?
Ridiculously good looking? Wha- him, him? Meh, yeah if you're into that strong, Supermany type of a guy.
S3 E8Chuck Versus the Fake Name
[Chuck has adopted an assassin's persona]
Not bad, Bartowski.
Who the hell is "Bartowski"?
I'm not gonna lie to you, boys. Bartowski is killing it with the ladies.
I know. First there was that hot girl from Stanford..,
Jill. Then there was that brunette with the overpriced deli...
Lou. She was a fine, miniature piece of woman.
And now Hannah! I'd like to moisturize her feet with my saliva.
Don't you get it? None of them matter. Chuck may try to replace her...but when he's with Sarah, the light in his eyes shines brightly.
[tearing up] Damn onions.
Walker and Shaw knew you were in over your head. They went to fix dinner for your date.
They did, huh?
Yeah. Weird huh? Walker helping you to get laid.
Five people in the world can make this shot huh? Guess I'm one of them.
[to Chuck, after he breaks up with her] Look, I have dated a lot of liars before, so I usually know how to spot them. But you... You're, like, the best I've ever seen..... I hope that your lies keep you warm at night.
S3 E9Chuck Versus the Beard
I cannot believe I'm saying this, but you're fired.
What? You're firing me from the Buy More?
Buy More? No. Are you kidding me? You're the best Nerd Herder we have. I need you here. I'm firing you as my best friend!
Because the thing I hate more than hippie, neo-liberal fascist anarchists are the hypocrite fat-cat suits they eventually grow up to become.
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