Big Mike, Lester' and others in “Chuck Versus the Fake Name”

I'm not gonna lie to you, boys. Bartowski is killing it with the ladies.

I know. First there was that hot girl from Stanford..,

Jill. Then there was that brunette with the overpriced deli...

Lou. She was a fine, miniature piece of woman.

And now Hannah! I'd like to moisturize her feet with my saliva.

Don't you get it? None of them matter. Chuck may try to replace her...but when he's with Sarah, the light in his eyes shines brightly.

[tearing up] Damn onions.