Big Mike: I'm not gonna lie to you, boys. Bartowski is killing it with the ladies.
Lester': I know. First there was that hot girl from Stanford..,
Jeff: Jill. Then there was that brunette with the overpriced deli...
Big Mike: Lou. She was a fine, miniature piece of woman.
Lester': And now Hannah! I'd like to moisturize her feet with my saliva.
Jeff: Don't you get it? None of them matter. Chuck may try to replace her...but when he's with Sarah, the light in his eyes shines brightly.
Big Mike: [tearing up] Damn onions.

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