You stole my blood.
S3 E3Chuck Versus the Angel de la Muerte
AAssassin
There's enough poison in this needle to kill an army platoon.
Lucky for me, I'm a marine.
S3 E4Chuck Versus Operation Awesome
Chuck, stop freaking out.
Oh I'm not freaking out. And I'll tell you why I'm not freaking out, because that would require me overreacting and I don't think it's technically possible to overreact to my brother-in-law being kidnapped!
Geez, this guy's heavy.
Well bad guys don't count carbs, buddy.
You're incredible; is that your spy training?
Duck Hunt, Nintendo.
[to Big Mike] Well, it's just a little unusual that you call me before I even had time to screw anything up.
Mornings are for reflection and pastry.
S3 E5Chuck Versus First Class
[under the effects of brainwashing] Morgan Grimes is the kindest, warmest, most understanding human being I've ever known in my life.
Listen, I'm an integral member of this team and my voice should be heard.
Oh, your pre-pubescent girl screams are going to be duly noted.
Is Chuck Bartowski a real spy?
Yes, of course he is. I mean his training has been irregular and he was a civilian only two years ago.
These mission reports tell another story. Sometimes he sounds like Bond, other times it's like a Jerry Lewis movie.
[Casey's smoking a cigar] This is a no smoking store.
Thanks Jeff. You know what, my lieutenant has the right to smoke a cigar if he wants. Or he can put it out. Mr. Casey.
[Casey puts out the cigar in his hand]
Anyone else want to leave?
[the flight attendant pulls a weapon on Chuck] I am so writing a letter to the airline about this.
S3 E6Chuck Versus the Nacho Sampler
Anything you want to tell me about?
No. Anything you want to ask me about?
No.
Okay, good talk!
One of our best!
Yogurt time, let's go.
Most important meal of the day.
It's my constitutional right to fornicate!
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