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S3 E9Chuck Versus the Beard

DDel

Well, it's an interesting group of employees you've put together here.

Oh, they scare me too. Ha ha ha,

So if Sarah is your handler, does that make her your beard? In other words, like.. Is your whole relationship a fake? Because, buddy, that's just awful.

Why, because we never had sex?

No, I just felt like, having to be... You never had sex with that girl? That's not... No, no, it's awful you had to pretend to be in a relationship with somebody you clearly love.

Sarah and I are over, you know.

No you're not. You're a good liar, Chuck, but you're not that good, all right? You lied to me for three years but I always knew. You loved that girl. I mean, I saw the way you looked at her. We all did. It's okay, you don't have to deny it. You tell me you don't love Sarah.

You know what, you're right buddy! I do love Sarah. I kept telling myself that I didn't. That I wouldn't, I couldn't but I do.... Morgan , you have no idea how badly I needed to get this off my chest. Thank You.

We'll just have to put Grimes in Witness Protection. We'll move him out of Burbank tonight after dark.

Wait, wait wait, no, no,no. Hang on a second, Morgan is not going anywhere. OK.

Chuck, he knows your secret.

Yeah well so do a lot of people. Awesome knows and we didn't put him underground.

Because Awesome's awesome and Grimes is a moron.

It's just too dangerous. We have no reason to believe we can trust him.

Yes we do. We have 22 reasons why we can trust him. That's the number of years Morgan has been my best friend. And yes he has his faults,granted, but one thing he is, is loyal. and he will never betray me or my secret.

He's right.

Thank you. Look, I'm flashing, I'm a spy again because I have my best friend back. You need the intersect and I need him so Morgan Grimes is staying exactly where he belongs which is the Burbank Buy More.

S3 E10Chuck Versus the Tic Tac

I thought you have changed.

What do you mean?

Look, I know that you wanna be the perfect spy and I know what it means to you and what you sacrificed to get there. But, please don't lose that guy that I met three years ago. Don't give up on the things that make you great.

I'll always be that guy.

[Chuck & Morgan watching Morgan's stakeout video]

Twenty-one hundred & forty-three pm. There's a chill in the air & a hint of vanilla. [Chuck advances videotape] Man enters Casey's apartment.

[Watching Morgan's recording and hearing a static sound] Is that static?

Carrots, actually.

[Chuck stares at him]

Well, I'm sorry, I get hungry on a stakeout.

I don't care who you were, I know who you are. And you're not in this alone.

CKColonel Keller

Tonight at 2200, Lt Alex Coburn will be killed in battle, die a hero and will be given a hero's funeral. From this point on your name is John Casey. Make it a good life soldier.

[to Chuck] I made my decision between love and love of country a long time ago, and it was the right decision for me. You have to make a decision whether it's the right one for you. Walker's a good woman. It's still not too late.

S3 E11Chuck Versus the Final Exam

[to Casey] We gotta get you reinstated, buddy. Without a license to kill you're a menace to society.

Morning , Chuck.

[startled] Dah. good, what, hi. Hi, how long ... How long have you been here? Or are you really here? I...I could well be asleep right now. I very well could be asleep right now. I have some of the most vivid dreams sometimes.

Chuck, you're awake. Please sit down. your mission has started. This is how a real agent gets missions in the field.

Boy, You surprising them in the kitchen. That must require alot of travel.

You're not serious think that new clothes are gonna somehow make me, less me, do you?!

What I do know, Is to get your head right, you gotta get your threads right. Now get on the box and let Clarence put new feathers on you.

Well, ah I guess that makes two changed men.

What, You?

Ya.. Buddy I just passed my first solo spy test last night. This is it, I'm going to the show. I really wanted to tell you before hand, I'm sorry that I didn't , but you know top secret, you understand.

You took your test last night? And you Passed?

Oh yeah. With flying colors man... And we I think we both know I have you to thank for that. I..I wanted to give you a little something.

Ah.

I don't think they are going to miss it down in Castle. Do you?

You know that giving away a government issued firearm is a felony, don't you? But It's a thoughtful felony.

Honestly, everything is coming up roses right now, I've passed my test..Ah you are joining the world of human beings. I'm proud of you! Kudo's for that. And Sarah has invited me for dinner tonight, alone at Union Station. so

You sure you're completed your test?

Yeah. Like I said, I've passed. Celebration time now.

Ok. You just be careful out there. Ready for anything.

A good spy always is right!

What does all this mean? Casey. I mean technically I failed my test.

You need to understand that for Walker, Shaw and Beckmann, you passed the test. To them, you killed Perry, doing exactly what you were trained to do.

Yeah but I didn't do it. You did.

Chuck, I'm a civilian. Which means technically under the law what happen tonight was murder. No-one can know the truth about that ever. Not even Sarah, She would be implicated too.

All that means I'm not a real spy. I don't know who I am, don't know what I am?

I can't answer that one for you Chuck.

Hey.. Why did you do it?

Because you weren't going to. You're not a killer Chuck.

Thanks.

S3 E12Chuck Versus the American Hero

Alright, this isn't good. Why doesn't John drag him out of there?

Yeah, I'm afraid my days of legalized body snatching are over, guys. I'm a civilian now. This one's on you, Bartowski.

We know exactly what you look like, Shaw. Six foot two, 220 raven-black hair. Very attractive.

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