Daniel Shaw quotes from Chuck

Shaw

Is Chuck Bartowski a real spy?

Sarah

Yes, of course he is. I mean his training has been irregular and he was a civilian only two years ago.

Shaw

These mission reports tell another story. Sometimes he sounds like Bond, other times it's like a Jerry Lewis movie.

Sarah

Chuck, you're not going to have us forever. The Intersect was designed so agents could work autonomously.

Shaw

We're your training wheels and your performance tells me it's about time for us to come off.

Casey

I hope you're ready for your big boy bike, Bartowski.

Shaw

We'll just have to put Grimes in Witness Protection. We'll move him out of Burbank tonight after dark.

Chuck

Wait, wait wait, no, no,no. Hang on a second, Morgan is not going anywhere. OK.

Shaw

Chuck, he knows your secret.

Chuck

Yeah well so do a lot of people. Awesome knows and we didn't put him underground.

Casey

Because Awesome's awesome and Grimes is a moron.

Shaw

It's just too dangerous. We have no reason to believe we can trust him.

Chuck

Yes we do. We have 22 reasons why we can trust him. That's the number of years Morgan has been my best friend. And yes he has his faults,granted, but one thing he is, is loyal. and he will never betray me or my secret.

Sarah

He's right.

Chuck

Thank you. Look, I'm flashing, I'm a spy again because I have my best friend back. You need the intersect and I need him so Morgan Grimes is staying exactly where he belongs which is the Burbank Buy More.

Shaw, Bartowski's infiltrated the base.

Shaw

Of course he did. [to Sarah] Why would your boyfriend ever think with an organ besides his heart?

No, sir, not this base. Bartowski and his father found the other one, the Ring base. Triggered the silent alarm.

Shaw

Dammit!

Casey

I don't know when it happened but our boy became a man. Bartowski's a spy. You picked a good one, Walker. Finally.

Sarah

You wanted to see me. Sir.

Shaw

I'd be remiss if I didn't tell you you look great, Walker. Love suits you I guess.

Chuck

I don't need a watch to beat you, Shaw. Come on, aren't you a little curious? I know I am. Don't you wanna know how your intersect stacks up against mine?

Shaw

You're right, Chuck. The fight will be incredible. We're totally equal now. Nothing separates us...Though, there's one thing that is different. You can't function when your emotions have been compromised.

Chuck

Don't worry about that. I've never been more calm.

Shaw

Really? How are you feeling now? [takes out his gun and fatally shoots Stephen]

Shaw

No Gun. Very brave, Chuck. So what's happening?

Chuck

You're under arrest.

Shaw

No, what are you doing here? What's your plan?

Chuck

I'm sorry. Are you asking me to make the classic villain mistake of explaining my dastardly plot to you? You know what? I'd love to. I confess we had no idea who the Elders were or how to I.D. them so we let you do that for us, when you warned them to leave the theater. So on the behalf of the NSA and CIA and of course your local Buy More, I'd just like to say thanks a lot.

Chuck

I've been training for a while now.

Shaw

Oh really? Can you compete with the Intersect 3.0? I can practically catch a bullet in my teeth, but you did some pushups? You hit the heavy bag? No intersect can help you this time, Chuck.

Chuck

I wouldn't be too sure about that.