[Chuck has adopted an assassin's persona]
Not bad, Bartowski.
Who the hell is "Bartowski"?
“Chuck Versus the Fake Name” · Season 3, Episode 8
In this episode: John Casey (3), Chuck Bartowski (2), Jeff Barnes (1), Lester Patel (1), Big Mike (1), Hannah (1)
I'm not gonna lie to you, boys. Bartowski is killing it with the ladies.
I know. First there was that hot girl from Stanford..,
Jill. Then there was that brunette with the overpriced deli...
Lou. She was a fine, miniature piece of woman.
And now Hannah! I'd like to moisturize her feet with my saliva.
Don't you get it? None of them matter. Chuck may try to replace her...but when he's with Sarah, the light in his eyes shines brightly.
[tearing up] Damn onions.
Walker and Shaw knew you were in over your head. They went to fix dinner for your date.
They did, huh?
Yeah. Weird huh? Walker helping you to get laid.
Five people in the world can make this shot huh? Guess I'm one of them.
[to Chuck, after he breaks up with her] Look, I have dated a lot of liars before, so I usually know how to spot them. But you... You're, like, the best I've ever seen..... I hope that your lies keep you warm at night.
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