I cannot believe I'm saying this, but you're fired.
What? You're firing me from the Buy More?
Buy More? No. Are you kidding me? You're the best Nerd Herder we have. I need you here. I'm firing you as my best friend!
“Chuck Versus the Beard” · Season 3, Episode 9
In this episode: Chuck Bartowski (3), John Casey (2), Morgan Grimes (2), Sarah Walker (1), Big Mike (1), Daniel Shaw (1)
Because the thing I hate more than hippie, neo-liberal fascist anarchists are the hypocrite fat-cat suits they eventually grow up to become.
DDel
Well, it's an interesting group of employees you've put together here.
Oh, they scare me too. Ha ha ha,
So if Sarah is your handler, does that make her your beard? In other words, like.. Is your whole relationship a fake? Because, buddy, that's just awful.
Why, because we never had sex?
No, I just felt like, having to be... You never had sex with that girl? That's not... No, no, it's awful you had to pretend to be in a relationship with somebody you clearly love.
Sarah and I are over, you know.
No you're not. You're a good liar, Chuck, but you're not that good, all right? You lied to me for three years but I always knew. You loved that girl. I mean, I saw the way you looked at her. We all did. It's okay, you don't have to deny it. You tell me you don't love Sarah.
You know what, you're right buddy! I do love Sarah. I kept telling myself that I didn't. That I wouldn't, I couldn't but I do.... Morgan , you have no idea how badly I needed to get this off my chest. Thank You.
We'll just have to put Grimes in Witness Protection. We'll move him out of Burbank tonight after dark.
Wait, wait wait, no, no,no. Hang on a second, Morgan is not going anywhere. OK.
Chuck, he knows your secret.
Yeah well so do a lot of people. Awesome knows and we didn't put him underground.
Because Awesome's awesome and Grimes is a moron.
It's just too dangerous. We have no reason to believe we can trust him.
Yes we do. We have 22 reasons why we can trust him. That's the number of years Morgan has been my best friend. And yes he has his faults,granted, but one thing he is, is loyal. and he will never betray me or my secret.
He's right.
Thank you. Look, I'm flashing, I'm a spy again because I have my best friend back. You need the intersect and I need him so Morgan Grimes is staying exactly where he belongs which is the Burbank Buy More.
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