You know as my old professor used to say, "If you can't laugh at your patients, what fun are they?"
S6 E18Let Sleeping Drakes Lie
S6 E19Airport V
Sam, he (the critique) wants me to compromise myself
Honey,we all do.
Carla refuses to let Frasier help her conquer her fear of flying.
I am not gona wind up in your office,strapped to some tables with some electricity shots going through my head.
Carla, thats not part of the therapy.
Oh yeah? What about Diane?
Now look, I never treated Diane with any kind of shocks(to Sam) of course now I wish I had.
S6 E20The Sam in the Grey Flannel Suit
DDrake
I'll be straight with you, Sam. Sure, we originally hired you to pitch for the softball team. But actually you turned out to be somewhat of a surprise.
Oh?
DDrake
Yeah, yeah. You're a much better hitter than we anticipated.
[Sarcastic] Rah, rah, rah.
Hey, you know, I never knew that you were a cheerleader. Although I've always admired your pom poms.
S6 E21Our Hourly Bread
[After Rebecca says Cheer's is in danger of shutting down due to costs.]
Well, maybe it isn't exactly my place to say this. But, Cheers means about as much to me as much as anyone here. This is pretty bad news. I'd say bad news like this deserves a sympathy round of drinks on the house.
Senior bartender huh? Well, Woods, you know a little promotion like that kind of deserves a round of drinks on the house.
Ah, gee, Mr. Peterson, I'd love to. I'm real sorry, but gosh I just don't think I'd better.
Boy, give a guy a title and he turns into a fascist.
S6 E22Slumber Party Massacred
How's married life treatin' ya? Quite a change, huh?
Well you know Lilith and I did live together a year before we wed so other than the fact that I now see it stretching endlessly before me until I lie rotting in the grave, there's no real difference.
For the first time in my life when morning comes around I want to open up my eyes instead of my wrists.
That's beautiful, honey.
S6 E23Bar Wars
We've still got something that Gary can't take away.
Our pride?
Hell no. We never had that.
I'd like to do something to Gary to make him really miserable.
Why don't you marry him?
S6 E24The Big Kiss-Off
To recap; sitting in the bar today we have among others a man who is actually simple enough to hypnotize himself. I'd like to offer the suggestion that we've seen it all. [Sam enters wearing a military uniform] Happily I stand corrected.
Explain this to me. If the winner is going to get a kiss from Rebecca, what does the loser get?
Well, um, A kiss from Norm!
Then of course, there is no loser.
S6 E25Backseat Becky, Up Front
Does anyone know how to drive a limo around here?
Oh I've driven a tractor, it can't be that different.
Excuse me Sam, I'm being beckoned.
Listen, if this is what you think it is, can I give you some advice?
What?
If you're going to make an ass of yourself, take it outside.
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