Leo Wyatt quotes from Charmed

Leo

Being with her broke the rules. Not being with her breaks my heart.

Leo

Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy.

Leo

No, Clyde ignores them. There's only one way to get Clyde down here. (to Clyde) Clyde! Get your butt down here you fetid worm from the bog of eternal stench! [to Piper] You gotta make him mad. [to Clyde] Your mother was a chunky substance from a gin cesspool! And she smelled bad too!

Leo

What is a wedding without a bachelor party? I've got poker chips, corn chips...I have chips!

Leo

Alright, you guys yell at her, I'm gonna go check with the Elders and see what they know.

Leo

Okay, well it's really nothing to worry about. Magic has disappeared from the world and Phoebe and Paige went to have a summit meeting with evil so they could fix it. See, nothing to worry about.

Leo

Piper, what are you doing? You can't freeze the shrink, we're on the clock!!

Leo

I work, she says I'm never around. I quit my job, she says I'm around too much.

Leo

(talking to Wyatt as Piper and Grams go upstairs) Now you know why we don't summon her more often... yeah.

Leo

I never stopped loving you.

Prue

Um, hi. You must be Mr. Wyatt.

Phoebe

The handyman?

Leo

Call me Leo.

Phoebe

Gladly.

Piper

Hungry?

Leo

Uh.

Piper

Oh, it's on the house.

Leo

You're big on food, aren’t you?

Piper

Uh...

Leo

No, that's good. You know, actually, in the Mayan culture the cook was second in the hierarchy only to the medicine man.

Piper

Mayans? You know about Mayans? Well, you certainly are a handyman, aren't you?

Leo

Uh, so, does Phoebe work here too?

Piper

Phoebe? Work? No, no, no, she's probably at her gay and lesbian group right about now. So what'll it be?

Piper

Leo, how do you feel about women who make the first move?

Leo

I don't know, I'm still waiting for it to happen.

Piper

Good news.

Leo

How do you feel about guys who make the second move?

Piper

Love 'em!

"To work with One's hands is a great gift."

Leo

Well ... "I am a true laborer. I earn that I eat, get that I wear"

"Owe no man hate, envy no man's happiness..."

Prue

Wasn't that fun? Okay, let's go now.

He is a treasure, Piper.

Piper

Why you telling me?

Leo

Oh, well, I thought I'd tell her that, uh, you know, as much as I love her and as much as I would like to stay in San Francisco, I can't, a-and I don't know how long my work will keep me away.

Phoebe

No, no. What you just said was as much as you would love to stay and have sex with her, you have a wife and kids in another part of the country. Try again.

Leo

Uh... (chuckles) Piper, um, you know how much you mean to me, and more than anything, I wish things can work out, but, they can't... and no one is more sorry than me.

Phoebe

(shakes her head) Translation? I found someone I like even better.

Leo

I'm completely confused.

Phoebe

Look, Leo, it's not that complicated. Okay, um, just avoid the following: We can still hang out; I don't deserve you... yet; I need more "me time" before we can have "we time" (makes air quotes), and my personal favorite: It's not you, it's me. And whatever you do, do not start of the conversation with "we need to talk", other than that you'll do fine.