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“Thank You for Not Morphing” quotes from Charmed

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“Thank You for Not Morphing” · Season 1

In this episode: Prue Halliwell (4), Phoebe Halliwell (3), Piper Halliwell (2), Leo Wyatt (1), Victor Bennett (1)

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I don't know what kind of people you're used to dealing with, but I'd lay serious coin that they aren't willing to rip you into a thousand pieces and dance in your entrails.

Oh, so you're lawyers.

Okay, we have to call the cops and report it as a break-in.

And tell them what? That someone broke into our house to try and steal our broomsticks?

Hey, I have an idea. Why don’t we throw a party and charge admission. It’s a great way to make extra cash.

Hey, I have an even better idea. Why don’t you just get a job?

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