Your grandmother is just going to eat you up when she meets you. But no spitting up. And none of that toxic poop you do sometimes. Grams hasn't been around babies since she was alive.
“Necromancing the Stone” · Season 5
In this episode: Piper Halliwell (6), Paige Matthews (5), Grams Halliwell (5), Phoebe Halliwell (4), Leo Wyatt (4)
Grams... meet the next generation of Halliwells. (she gives Grams the baby) Baby Wyatt!
Wyatt? (she laughs) That's a silly name for a girl, isn't it?
Grams! It's a boy! (her grandmother stares at her) Look at the outfit!
(in disbelief) You didn't know?
Well, no, I - I just assumed it was a... what went wrong?
(offended) Wrong?
(backtracking) Oh well, I don't mean 'wrong' wrong, it's just that we've... (staring at Wyatt with some mistrust) always had... girls.
(determinedly upbeat) And now we have a boy!
Now they'd be better off with a dog. More loyal and they die sooner.
Excuse me?
Oh... (chuckles) Don't mind me. You know, I never have very much luck with men.
But you've been married four times.
Exactly.
(talking to Wyatt as Piper and Grams go upstairs) Now you know why we don't summon her more often... yeah.
NNate
I always sorta thought this stuff was real, you know, I just didn't really know it was really real. Oh my God, my wife is going to love this!
Excuse me?
NNate
Did I just say wife?
You're married? You never told me you were married.
NNate
I didn't tell you that I had children either, but...
And, you know, men are just so...
Evil! That's what they are. They are just plain evil.
Oh. I take it Nate wasn't too happy about you being a witch.
Oh, Nate was fine with my being a witch. It's maybe his wife that would have had a problem.
He's married?
Yeah. With two kids.
Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.
I told you she should have gotten a dog.
NNecromancer
Penny!
Penny?
What's going on here?
Your grandmother hates her grandson. That's what's going on.
That's not true.
Oh, I'm sorry, you just hate men, is that correct?
Ghosts can still feel pain. Maybe I can just orb his testicles somewhere.
Paige there will be no talk of testicle orbing in front of the child
Not around his daddy either.
Grams was alive when she banished the Necromancer, right?
Right.
Okay, well, now she's dead!
You sound so happy about that.
I call forth from space and time,
Matriarchs from the Halliwell line,
Mothers, daughters, sisters, friends,
Our families spirit without end,
To gather now in this sacred place,
And help us bring this child to grace.
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