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Charmed · Season 5

“The Eyes Have It” quotes from Charmed

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“The Eyes Have It” · Season 5

In this episode: Piper Halliwell (6), Paige Matthews (4), Leo Wyatt (3), Phoebe Halliwell (1), Elise (1)

Well, maybe try a different yoga instructor.

It wasn't the instructor, it was all those women showing off their sonogram pictures. And it was just working on my last nerve. Like 'look it's Jasper's first photo and it's gonna go on the fridge in a magnetic frame that says Jasper's first photo!'

Okay, I thought prenatal yoga was supposed to help you relax.

I'm just a big, dumb, fat unemployed loser.

No, Paige, you're a big, fat, dumb, unemployed loser who saves the world.

Alright, you guys yell at her, I'm gonna go check with the Elders and see what they know.

Dear Phoebe, my career is on the fast track, I'm wildly popular and the money's pretty damn good. What should I do?

Stop whining.

Damn, you are good.

Uh gross, what are you guys watching? Is that some horror movie?

The Joys of Home Birthing. Strangely I'm not feeling the joy.

Wow pre-natal yoga this morning and now you wanna crash a stranger's funeral. You really do need friends.

You're mean.

Well, what happens when they check the security camera to find out why the sonogram machine blew up like it did with Phoebe's baby?

Phoebe's baby was a demon, ours is an angel for crying out loud.

So your new and improved premonitions are just a more vivid way of telling us we're screwed.

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