Chris Halliwell quotes from Charmed

Chris

What the hell is this? Goddesses gone wild?

Chris

Don't worry, one day you'll learn to trust me...they all will.

Chris

What? I'm being ridiculous? There is a demon in the playpen.

Chris

(To baby Wyatt) If I can't save you, I swear to God I'll stop you.

Chris

(while he's punching Leo.) You don't know me! You don't know me!

Chris

Why fight when I've already won.

Chris

You're laughing! That's great...your nephew almost killed and you're laughing!

Piper

Friend or foe?

Phoebe

Not so sure yet.

Chris

What do you mean? I saved Paige, didn't I?

Phoebe

Oh, you call that saving, do you?

Piper

What are you doing?

Chris

What does it look like I'm doing? I'm trying to find a way to free stone cold Paige over here.

Piper

You expect us to beat the Titans dressed like this?! Maybe at a costume party!

Chris

That's not a costume. That represents your new position and power.

Paige

Power? Power's good. I like power. Why do I like power?

Chris

Because you are the Goddess of War.

Paige

Ahh. Well, I guess that explains the pitch fork.

Chris

It's not a pitch fork, it's a trident. Be careful, that's a formidable weapon.

Paige

Right on. Who wants to fight?

Phoebe

I'm a lover, not a fighter.

Chris

You're the Goddess of Love.

Piper

Naturally. Well, then that must make me the Goddess of Sanity because I find this ridiculous!

Paige

What kind of whitelighter can't heal?

Chris

For the record, you can't heal either.

Paige

I'm half whitelighter. How come you didn't tell us about this before we hired you?

Chris

Because you didn't hire me. I was assigned by the elders.

Phoebe

Any other little surprises you'd like to share with us?

Chris

No. Look, I haven't been a whitelighter very long, okay? And healing, it's big. And takes a while to learn how to do.

Phoebe

Great, student-lighter.

Phoebe

Oh, Piper, hi! You're never gonna believe this. I think I have a new power. It would certainly explain a lot of my weird behaviour lately, like why I wanted to date Chad and why my advice has been so amazingly accurate. I know, this is huge, right? Huge. So what's my new power you ask? Oh, I'll tell you. Do you remember that empath we helped a couple of years ago? That guy that could feel what other people were feeling?

Chris

Uh, Phoebe.

Phoebe

Just a sec. I think that's what I am now. An empath. I am an empath. That's my new power. Or at least an advancement of my premonition power, I don't know.

Chris

Neither does she, I'm afraid. Know, that is, anything. Paige erased her memory.

Piper

Can you blow things up too?

Leo

Paige...

Phoebe

Let her go. It might seem silly to you, but it's important to her, I know.

Chris

See? It helps to be an empath.

Phoebe

No, it helps to be a sister.