Billie Jenkins quotes from Charmed

Witches don't wear costumes.

Billie

So the conical hat and black cape are everyday wear?

S8 Malice in Wonderland

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Billie

Can't we vanquish him?

We don't usually vanquish humans.

S8 Run, Piper, Run

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MMaya

Sorry I kicked you in the face.

Billie

Well, I'm sorry we almost got you killed.

S8 Run, Piper, Run

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Leo

Knowing how untrained and untethered magic could lean to disaster, the one in Atlantis, being a prime example, The Elders knew they needed to nurture young magic. The Elders knew they needed to nurture young magic... Billie? Billie are you listening to me?

Billie

Yeah, yeah, yeah, untethered magic, Elders, yeah, yeah, yeah... that.

Leo

Okay. Listen, if you're gonna take over the fight for the greater good I really don't think it's a bad idea if you... know the history of good magic. Listen, Paige wanted me to teach you something good and I think you kinda make me look bad.

Billie

Oh, come on, you could be teach me tic-tac toe, she woundn't care. She's just happy you get me of her back for the day.

Leo

Okay, so... The magical community knew it needed a place to nurture young magic so the Elders created Magic School.

S8 Desperate Housewitches

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Leo (talking about Piper making Wyatt a costume for a school play, Piper wants to use magic) You wanted a normal life, remember?

Yes, but that was before I realized our son was going to be humiliated in front of his entire class!

Billie

Oh, that happened to me all the time. Only made me stronger.

And shut it!

S8 Desperate Housewitches

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Billie

I was just trying to help

How is this helping?

Billie

I didn't mean for you to get married!

Well you know what? I did, and I cannot believe you used magic when we specifically told you not to.

Billie

I thought you just meant demon magic not innocent magic!

Oh, really and (pointing at dress) this is innocent?!

Billie

Well, you look fabulous!

Oh you know what, don't try and butter me up with the compliments missy!

(running in) Are you out of your mind? What did you do now?

Billie

Do I have start from the beginning again?

I can't believe you did this with Agent Murphy watching our very move?

Skip down, I already went through that with her

Billie

I still don't know what I did was so bad

(flashes engagement ring) THIS! This is what's bad!

Wow! That's Huge!

S8 Rewitched

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Great! Witch vanquishes demon, film at eleven.

Billie

But the press doesn't even know who I am! That's why I'm the perfect girl for the job. Plus, I wanna do it.

Why do you wanna do it?

Billie

So I can show you guys that I can. Come on! Please? I know I can do this.

Fine, but if you get caught on tape I will vanquish you.

S8 Kill Billie Vol. 1

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(In Home Security's warehouse. Phoebe is clearing out some boxes, and Billie walks to her, holding a big belt)

Billie

Hey, check this out.

(turns to Billie, then back to the boxes and then quickly back to Billie again) No, no!

(Billie puts on the belt, which immediately begins to glow. Billie is then magically dressed in a blue top, short skirt, brown leather boots and her hair is plaited, making her look like a goddess. Phoebe is astonished.)

Billie

Uh, what just happened?

We're screwed, that's what happened.

S8 Battle of the Hexes

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Billie

Look, Paige already gave the "what were you thinking" speech so...

So? What were you thinking?

S8 Hulkus Pocus

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Billie

What is going on?

Piper, what do you put in the food?

Food was in the food, thank you.

Bu-but, how do you explain this?!

But don't look at me. She's the one who said assassins!

Billie

It was a figure of speech!

Well, apparently not!

S8 Mr. and Mrs. Witch

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(Piper and Paige are walking down the staircase in the Manor.)

Did she say what she wanted?

She just said she wanted to speak to us.

This could very well be a trap. Did she call Phoebe?

Yeah, she did.

(Piper and Paige turn to see Phoebe, and begin to walk towards her.)

Well, at the risk of your wrath, I'm going to tell you that this could be a very bad idea.

I know, but please, let's just listen to what Billie has to say.

I just spoke with an Elder, and she confirmed that those two could be very big trouble for us.

What?

She wasn't 100% sure, but it is a possibility, which means sooner or later ...

(Grey smoke begins to rise from the floor. The three sisters turn to see the smoke fade to reveal Billie.)

You know, considering you want to kill us, maybe you should use the front door.

Billie

I don't want to kill you Piper, I just want to find out the truth.

Well, how do we help you find that?

Billie

Like this.

(Billie throws a potion vial, which smashes at the sisters' feet. White smoke rises and flows into their bodies, and the sisters fall to the floor. Grey smoke rises up from the floor again beside Billie, which fades to reveal Christie, who stands beside her sister.)

Billie

You promise not to hurt them, right?

Not until you see what you need to see.

S8 The Jung and the Restless

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Where'd everyone go?

Billie

Oh, I sent them home. I thought they'd be safer away from us.

But we might need their help. The sisters...

Billie

Are gonna come after us, I know. But it's not the magical community's fight. It's ours. It's our destiny.

Here we go again.

Billie

No, don't worry. I know it's the right thing, and it's all for the greater good, but it doesn't mean I have to like it.

Look, Billie, I know this is hard for you. Okay? But it'll all be over soon. I promise.

Billie

Don't be so sure. I mean, we came after them with our best shot and they still got away.

Yeah, but barely.

Billie

It just makes me think maybe we don't have enough to go up against them. They aren't the most powerful witches of all time for nothing.

But we're not slouches either. Besides, we don't know what would have happened. They got away before our best shot hit them. You know, Dumain thinks we should use vanquishing potions next time.

Billie

Vanquishing potions?

You wrote down their most powerful ones. If we catch them off guard they won't stand a chance against us.

(Coop appears)

Billie? What are you guys doing here?

Billie

Oh, it's a long story.

Oh, what happened?

That's what we're still trying to figure out. So, what brings you here?

I'm looking for Phoebe. I can't find her anywhere.

When's the last time you saw her?

Last night at her loft. Someone put her under a spell and... You know what? Never mind. If you see her, tell her I'm looking for her.

Absolutely. And you do the same. We're looking for her too.

(Coop disappears)

Billie

Wait, he said she was under a spell.

So?

Billie

So Phoebe said the same thing. That makes me wonder...

She'll say anything to save herself. So will he. Come on. We have a potion to make.

S8 Kill Billie Vol. 2

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Billie

We've been waiting for you.

Well, your wait is over.

(The five girls glare at each other)

No potions, huh?

We don't need any potions.

Funny. Neither do we.

I know we should never trusted you.

You should have followed your instincts.

Next time.

Billie

There won't BE a next time.

(They stare at each other for a beat and then shoot their powers at each other, causing the manor to explode.)

S8 Kill Billie Vol. 2

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We're gonna need Dumain's help if we're gonna finish what we started.

Billie

Haven't you been listening to me? He's been manipulating us, probably since we met him.

If we could just get to the Hollow sooner this time, figure out a way.

Billie

Christy, listen! What is the matter with you? Dumain is using us, okay? And he's not the only one, the Triad is also. Yes, that's right, they're still alive, or they were, but Dumain didn't tell us that, did he? Instead, he tried to trick me, into saving them instead of you.

Well, maybe you should've listened to him.

Billie

What?

The Triad, could've helped us figure out how to kill the sisters if they were still around.

Billie

Okay. Look at me, listen to me very carefully. They don't care about us. They have twisted everything. They're using us, Christy. Their using us for our powers, our sisterhood, and our lives so all we can do is kill.

And that's exactly what we're going to do, Billie. We're going to kill.

Billie

Well, I can't do it. I won't.