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“The Courtship of Wyatt's Father” quotes from Charmed

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“The Courtship of Wyatt's Father” · Season 6

In this episode: Phoebe Halliwell (3), Paige Matthews (3), Piper Halliwell (2), Leo Wyatt (1), Chris Halliwell (1)

She knows we're up to something. I can't believe how hard it is to get two people laid.

Paige, that is disgusting.

Well, it's what we're trying to do, right?

No, we are trying to romance Piper and Leo together so they can conceive Chris, our nephew.

And that's different how?

Well, because what you said is very Springer, what I said is very Oprah.

Well, what ever show we’re watching, we are running out of time.

What's going on?

Maybe, maybe you should sit down, for a second.

Oh! That doesn't sound good.

No, no. No, It's good, it's good. I mean, you know it's not bad. It's a really, it's a really good thing. It's not a bad thing. I think it's a really good thing, Don't you think??

Yeah! I mean, it depends, you know.

Unhu! that sounds worse.

No, it's just complicated.

Chris.. is your son.

(Piper stare at them, incredulous)

Wyatt's brother. Look I know this is huge...

No, It's not huge, because it's not possible. It's crazy!'Cause I'm not pregnant!

PPPhoebe and Paige

Oh, yeah!

No, I'm not. I mean, how could that happen!? I mean, I know how that could happen! But, it...... Oh! What am I going to do?

Maybe you should talk to Leo about it?

No! I can't!

Why?

Well, because, because, because I can't!

Is this a bad time?

(Piper stare at Chris like she's seeing him for the first time)

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