I went from all powerful demon to mere mortal overnight.
You are not mere. Baby, you are anything but mere.
Next to the Charmed Ones, I'm a potted plant.
“A Paige from the Past” · Season 4
In this episode: Phoebe Halliwell (5), Piper Halliwell (4), Leo Wyatt (4), Paige Matthews (3), Darryl Morris (2), Cole Turner (1)
Am I the world's biggest bitch or what?
Nah, too easy.
No, Clyde ignores them. There's only one way to get Clyde down here. (to Clyde) Clyde! Get your butt down here you fetid worm from the bog of eternal stench! [to Piper] You gotta make him mad. [to Clyde] Your mother was a chunky substance from a gin cesspool! And she smelled bad too!
(to paige) You haven't told us and we've been dying to know. What happened in your past?
I found out that I wasn't responsible for the accident.
Of course you weren't.
(Paige looks sad.)
Then what's wrong?
It just makes me sad that my parents will never see us, or what I've become.
Actually, that's not quite true.
(Paige's adopted parents appear in the dining holding hands.)
Uh, Leo?
Let's just say that I owe Clyde now.
PSPaige's Mom
We know who you are honey, what you've become.
PSPaige's Dad
We've been with you every step of the way and we're so proud of you sweetheart.
(Paige hugs her parents.)
Can you take us back to meet John Lennon?
Rough ride. You okay?
Yeh. I'm alright.. I'm all wrong! I'm so scrooged, I was meant to come back as a ghost, not a ghost with braces.
Darryl, I'm sorry, but what do you want me to say? My sister was just possessed with a supernaturally born killer and my husband is in 1994, and I do not mean in the fashion sense. He time traveled back with my other sister so the only one left to help me is you.
Gee. Thanks.
First they're all over each other at the manor, then they steal a ring and now a wedding dress? Frankie and Lulu's unfinished business isn't criminal, it's matrimonial. They wanna get married!
Do you people have any normal weddings in your family?
(Paige heads for the exploded car her parents were in. Leo runs over and grabs her. She screams.)
Let go of me! I have to save them!
They're gone.
Why did you bring me back here! Why! I though I could stop the accident!
You couldn't stop the accident because it was never your fault.
It was my fault. It was my fault.
They would have died anyway, it was their destiny. Just like it was your destiny to be saved by magic.
That's how I got out of the car. I orbed out.
That's right.
I could always orb?
Magic's always been inside of you. It saved you because you were meant to do great things with it, and you have, and you will. This is what you came back here to find, what caused the accident, why you survived it. You need to forgive yourself.
But it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, they'll never know how much I love them. They'll never know what good parents they were.
Uhm, If you'll put your nose any deeper into that coffee cup, you're gonna need a snorkel. What do you know?
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