Cole(to himself) I'm sorry but we have to stop seeing each other, okay. Why? Because, because I have to kill you that's why. Smooth.
A character in Charmed
Played by Julian McMahon
Charmed · 1,127 quotes
6th most-quoted character in Charmed: in 63 of its 1,127 quotes
Most scenes with: Phoebe Halliwell (35), Piper Halliwell (18), Leo Wyatt (9)
Cole(to himself) I'm sorry but we have to stop seeing each other, okay. Why? Because, because I have to kill you that's why. Smooth.
ColeInspector, you're in a room with three witches and a demon, do you really think that gun's gonna help?
ColeAnd I thought my family was screwed up.
ColeIf it's the Source, I'll just ask him to come back later.
ColePhoebe we're hardly typical. I proposed to you under a hail of demon goo and you accepted while I was bleeding to death.
ColeWell, one step at a time. First we vanquish the Source, then we'll worry about putting Pandora back in it's box.
Cole(voiceover from the letter)If I'm dead right now, I know it was by your hand. No one else in heaven or hell had power over me. Please don't cry. I was dead before I met you, I was born the day you loved me, and my love for you will keep me alive. Forever.
ColeI'm a demon with a soul, Phoebe. It's rather unique to the cosmos.
ColeKeep your hands off my pumpkin.
Cole(makes guillotine appear) I can't wait to see how I survive this. Oh, can't you at least let me not die in peace?
Cole(To himself) Stubbornness definitely run into this family... (to Piper) You've tried going upstairs twice, out the door three times and through the wall, five...make that six times, but hey, you haven't tried the chimney yet.
ColeYou better be careful or a guy might think he's been followed.
(Phoebe laughs)
You better be careful or a girl might think her sister's getting a really cheesy pick up line.
(The doorbell rings. Phoebe answers it)
Cole1329 Prescott Street. (He holds out the bag of books. Phoebe looks confused.) On the receipt. In the bag. (He looks for it.) It was there. That sounded much better in my head.
(Phoebe laughs)
They gave you our books and you thought you'd drop them by.
ColeThat wasn't so hard when you said it. I actually need the ones I bought, so if you don't mind I...
Of course you do, okay. (She goes to get the books. Cole starts to follow but she stops him.) Oh, actually, uh, you know, my sisters sort of got into it today so the place is a disaster, looks like a bomb went off. So if you don't mind just waiting here, that would be great. (She closes the door, gets the books and opens the door back up.) Hi! (She hands them to him.) So, you going back to the office?
ColeJustice must be served, right?
Tell me about it.
(Leo walks into the foyer)
Phoebe, everything okay? I was starting to get worried. Hey.
Um, Cole, Leo, Leo, Cole.
Nice to meet you.
(They shake hands and some of Leo's Whitelighter dust rubs off onto Cole's hand.)
ColePleasure.
Sorry to, uh...
ColeNo, no, I was just leaving. Really need to take care of some business. (Leo and Phoebe go back inside. Cole walks down the steps. He puts his suitcase down and gets a handkerchief out of his jacket pocket. He wipes his hand.) Whitelighters always were messy. (to his shadow) Report this. (His shadow floats down the steps and goes down a drain.)
So...how about those Niners?
ColeWhat?
The Niners. The Forty-Niners. The football team. You don't follow football? [to Leo and Piper] He isn't human.
Cole(coughs on his water) Check!
Cole[Cole shimmers into Phoebe's bedroom] Phoebe, if what I found out is true, Prue is in serious trouble. She's being forced to marry a warlock.
Figures that bitch would steal Piper's thunder!
ColeYou don't understand. A high-level priestess named Dantalian is rumored to have married them. She's got the power to turn Prue evil and turn you evil too. That's what's happening here.
So? Isn't that the way you want me? [she kisses him passionately again]
ColeNo, that is not how I want you to be. It is not how I want us to be. Our only chance is if we're both... good.
Love is love.
ColeThere is no such thing as evil love. It's only gratification, lust.
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Prue HalliwellShannen Doherty · 194 quotes
Leo WyattBrian Krause · 180 quotes
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