Leo Wyatt quotes from Charmed

Leo

In the meantime, you must help me keep my secret or I can get into trouble, ok? Piper and Prue can never know what I really am.

Phoebe

Me keep a secret? Hello, wrong Halliwell!

Phoebe

Okay Leo, I brought you some... You do eat right?

Leo

Yes Phoebe, I eat.

Piper

Why would a report about baseball player trigger a premonition like that?

Phoebe

I don't know. All I know is that I could feel it. I could feel the fire.

Piper

And we were just standing there? That can't be right.

Phoebe

That's what I saw.

Prue

There's no way that we would let that happen. Not in the past, present or future.

Phoebe

What did I do? Or, what is it that I'm going to do?

Piper

That's Leo, I'll get that. [she opens the door] Hey, stranger.

Leo

Is that what I am now?

Piper

Mhm. Playing hooky?

Leo

Well, they're making me work tonight, so I got the afternoon off.

Piper

Mmm, the old "gotta save the world" excuse again?

Leo

Oh, like you've never had to use it. [Piper hesitates] You're about to use it.

Piper

Well, there is just something I have to do. Maybe you could...

Leo

[jingling, Leo looks up] Now?

Piper

Leo?

Leo

That's okay, I...You go, there's actually something I have take care, so...

Piper

Well, we really need to talk about things, you know about... where we stand.

Leo

Yeah, we do. Rain check?

Piper

That's what we do best. [they kiss, but Leo orbs mid-kiss] I hate when he does that.

Piper

I can't believe you get a limo and a driver, and I still got my same old car.

Prue

You have a husband.

Piper

Had a husband, you mean. I'm getting divorced, remember? And how do you know you don't have a guy in this time? I mean, after all, I have a kid and an ex, you could have several.

Prue

Exes?

Piper

No, kids. I mean, we're in a future, but with no memory of the past ten years. I don't even know who my ex husband...

Prue

Okay, apparently my power isn't the only one that's grown. You just froze...

Piper

Everything! What a difference a decade makes.

Leo

What the hell are you doing?!

Piper

Leo, I'm so glad you're here. I have so many... [She goes to hug him but he backs away.] Uh...what's wrong?

Leo

You know, I knew you'd do something stupid like this. You used your magic in public. What's the matter with you? Are you insane?

Piper

Uh, Leo...

Prue

Remember, he thinks we know what's going on.

Leo

You wanna end up like your sister? Huh? We had an agreement. No using magic for Melinda's sake.

Piper

Melinda?

Leo

Our daughter. What's wrong with you?

Piper

Our daughter?

Prue

Wait a second, you're Piper's ex?

Leo

Nobody's gonna rescue you.

Phoebe

If that is some kind of Whitelighter humor, let me be the first to tell you, you are not a very funny race of people.

Leo

I wish you remembered what you'd done. It'd make this so much easier. Your future self used witchcraft for vengeance, Phoebe. Pratt is using that as a platform.

Phoebe

Why does everyone think I killed someone? I wouldn't. I mean, I couldn't. What did I do? Premonition the man to death? My power is passive.

Leo

Not in the future. It's grown. It's changed. As have you. Which means unfortunately you have to suffer to consequences.

Phoebe

I don't believe it.

Leo

200 years ago a good witch turned evil, started using her craft against innocents. Fortunately she was tricked into a cave and entombed, but unfortunately, this morning, Tuatha escaped.

Phoebe

Tuatha, who wouldn't go bad with a name like that!

Prue

Great party. We should do this more often.

Piper

Yeah. Maybe next time we can trim the guest list by one.

Prue

Piper. I had to invite Leo. He was at the club when I went to go pick up the supplies. He knew that we were throwing a party.

Piper

Well, didn't you think maybe he'd feel a little awkward being here because of Dan?

Prue

It doesn't look like he feels too awkward to me. Look, Piper, he's been mortal for what? A couple of weeks now? I mean, I felt bad for him. He doesn't know anybody and it's not like there's a fallen Whitelighters support group to join or anything.

Piper

Prue, I'm not upset with you. I'm just… I'm…I'm upset with the whole situation.

Prue

Well, Leo's just going to have to accept the fact that you're with... Dan now. You are still with Dan, right?

Piper

Yes. Of course. What do you think they're talking about?

Prue

You.

Piper

Great.

Phoebe

Hey, you guys! Give me a break, it's after midnight, I have mentors tomorrow.

Piper

Sorry Pheebs. Didn't realize we were being so loud.

Prue

Why don't you take a study break? Clear your head, come on down.

Phoebe

I can't, I have too many phobias. To learn about for my psych exam. I had no idea there are so many. Claustrophobia, arachnophobia, kleptophobia, phallusphobia.

Prue

Relaxaphobia.

Phoebe

Cute.

Prue

Just trying to help.

Phoebe

You can help by keeping it down. Did I mention it's after midnight?

Piper

Twice.

Prue

Party's breaking up anyway.

Phoebe

Thank you.

Piper

What the hell are they talking about?

Leo

My favorite ball player? Joe DiMaggio. Hands down.

Dan

DiMaggio? No, I meant when you were growing up.

Leo

DiMaggio was... my grandfather’s favorite. That’s why he’s mine too.

Dan

You know Leo, this is just an observation, but uh, you don't like to talk about your past that much. Do you?

Leo

It's just not all that interesting, really.

Dan

Not that interesting? I mean, being in the army sounds pretty interesting. How, I mean, how long have you been out?

Leo

Piper.

Piper

Hi guys. Having fun? Not talking about me too much, I hope.

Dan

No. No. Not at all.

Piper

No?

Dan

Actually Leo was about to fill me in on his army experience.

Piper

The army? Huh. Whoops. Look at the time. Gotta call it a night. Party's over.

Phoebe

Thanks.

Leo

You sure you're alright?

Phoebe

I'm fine, really.

Dan

You're lucky. Falling down like that you really could've hurt yourself.

Prue

Maybe we should call it a night, huh? Let her get some rest.

Piper

Uh, okay. I'll walk you out.

Dan

Okay. Hey, Leo. Comin'?

Phoebe

Er, no... He has to stay here and...

Prue

...Um, take glasses back to P3.

Dan

Now? At this hour?

Piper

I'm a tough boss. Ready?

Leo

Nice chatting with you.

Dan

Yeah, you too.

Leo

I thought he'd never leave.

Piper

The hell were you two chatting about all night?

Prue

Piper, do you mind? Phoebe, so what really happened?

Phoebe

Uh... Okay, I heard what I thought were party noises. So I came downstairs to check and to yell at you guys. And... I was attacked. By something invisible.

Prue

So, what, like a ghost?

Phoebe

I didn't sense another being. It was more, um... I don't know. Like-like a daydream, I guess.

Piper

A daydream? Since when do daydreams attack people?

Phoebe

It wasn't really an attack, it was more of... a seduction.

Leo

Interesting daydream.

Phoebe

Yeah.

Prue

So, I guess the question is what was it?

Phoebe

Have you ever run across anything like this? I mean, as a Whitelighter?

Leo

Not really.

Piper

Which means we have no idea if it's going to strike again or not.

Leo

Piper, are you mad at me?

Piper

No, don't be ridiculous. Why would I be mad at you?

Leo

I don't know, that's why I'm asking. What is it?

Piper

It's just, um, Dan.

Leo

Oh. Never mind, sorry I asked.

Piper

Um, he's-he's going to be... He's going to be very upset when he finds out... you're the one that I really love.

Leo

Yeah?

Piper

Yeah.

Piper

That can't be right. How many swizzle sticks?

Leo

(staring at her legs) Who's counting?

Piper

Prue, wh-what are you doing in here?

Leo

Piper, can you hand me a towel? Prue!

Prue

Hey Leo, nice orbs.

Piper

Bye... Bye!

Prue

Ow!

Piper

Let me help you, let me help you. Alright, go on, sicko.

Piper

Still Phoebe, you have to take care of yourself. You have to get some rest.

Phoebe

After. Piper, I did not go back to college to fail at it, okay. So what do I have to do? Okay, I'm gonna go change and then I'm gonna go to the library. Now, if any demon or warlock attacks, please just fend them off till Saturday. (to Leo) I have a question for you. Is it possible for someone to find proof that demons really do exist?

Leo

Mmm, I don't know, maybe. But even if anybody did, nobody would ever know about it anyway.

Phoebe

What do you mean?

Leo

Well, evil doesn't want anybody to know. It has a system for covering its tracks, protecting its identity. That's why demons disappear when you guys vanquish them.

Piper

Why do you ask?

Phoebe

Just curious. Okay, adios.

Piper

Were you close to you dad?

Leo

Uhh, well, that was long time ago. A different life time. I prefer to focus on the present.

Piper

So do I, which means I have to go, I have a dentist appointment. How long can you stay?

Leo

Uh, until they call.

Piper

Well, if they don't call before lunch, why don't you meet me at the club. I'll buy.

Leo

Well, you'll have to. Whitelighter pay sucks.

Piper

Alright, back to your position. Go on.

Leo

Are you kidding me? He's about to clock me.

Piper

I'm sorry, I can't help you with that. Let's go, let's go.

Dan

Ow! Piper, where'd you come from?

Piper

I'll be the one asking the questions. What the hell is going on?

Leo

Ever done it on a cloud?

Phoebe

Does a featherbed count?