I thought you said you tied them up.
I did, but the little flockers got loose.
“The Day the Magic Died” · Season 5
In this episode: Phoebe Halliwell (12), Paige Matthews (12), Piper Halliwell (4), Leo Wyatt (3), Cronyn (3), Victor Bennett (1)
Okay, Paige, while unicorns may be very magical and cool, I'm not so sure it's appropriate for a baby. Have you seen those hooves? And how are we gonna baby proof that horn?
You take the magical farm animals and put them in the basement
You're Spanish...Andale!
Take this beast,
Before I end her,
Ship her back,
Return to sender.
SStanley
My name will haunt you to your grave.
What was his name again?
I don't remember.
(dragging Standley's body)
Mmmm! Come on dead guy!
I hate good magic...fairy tales, wishes on stars, and children who believe in Santa Claus. Mortals don't know it exists, but magic infuses all their hopes and dreams.
Stand back. I think he's gonna break out in song.
Magic must be saved. And it's up to us.
Us? We're us. You're them. We don't help thems. Sorry.
My cell phone's on the back in case your sister changes her mind.
Cronyn, huh? Since when do sorcerers have cell phones?
You think that's bad? I've got a taxi waiting out front. Call me.
Yeah, but I kinda liked his whole 'world without magic' speech. Very Capra.
It was pure Crapa.
DDoris
Oh, girls, I just wanted to let you know how I feel about your father. I.. I just feel so, so lucky. He's the most special man I've ever met.
Thank you.
That's the sweetest thing you could ever say to us.
DDoris
Well it's true, you know. He's so.. he's so kind and he's so sensitive and.. oh, he's the most exciting lover. I mean, girlfriends, he can go all night!
These were mine, and now will be yours. Chain-mail top, from my club days. Steel-toed boots, from my mosh pit days. Handcuffs, from last Friday.
Okay, well it's really nothing to worry about. Magic has disappeared from the world and Phoebe and Paige went to have a summit meeting with evil so they could fix it. See, nothing to worry about.
Step aside, bitch!
Yeah, that's our job.
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