What happened?
Piper froze ya.
S-she what?
(laughing) Yep.
“Blinded by the Whitelighter” · Season 3
In this episode: Piper Halliwell (7), Phoebe Halliwell (6), Prue Halliwell (5), Leo Wyatt (3), Natalie (3)
Piper, what are you doing?
Getting irritated. Who put Lady Attitude in charge?
She's not in charge.
Really? 'Cause she's acting like it. I thought Whitelighters were supposed to guide, not dictate.
Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy.
Who's Natalie?
She's a f...
(interrupting) Fellow whitelighter. See, I finished your sentence.
Hm. That's not what I was going to say.
We went, we saw, we didn't quite conquer.
You must prepare yourselves for battle. Mentally, physically, spiritually, sartorially...
(Piper scoffs)
I'm sorry, what?
She doesn't like our clothes.
You need clothes that are loose and move. That means no more braless, strapless... fearless attire.
Okay, then I have nothing to wear.
Alright, lets pretend I'm the enemy.
Oh, that is way too easy.
(Phoebe claps her hands and Piper giggles)
Very funny. Now, talk me through how you plan to separate me from my crossbow.
OK, first I freeze you.
I deflect that.
I guess I could levitate and kick you.
You just kicked a clone.
All right, how about I send in an astral Prue as a decoy and then I just ... (flicks her hand and yanks the piece of wood out of Natalie's hand) Oh, I'm so sorry. (Phoebe laughs at Prue's sarcasm)
Not as sorry as you would be if I just blinked behind you and stabbed you to death.
Well, that would be bad.
Ouch.
All right, you know what? This is too hard. Usually in these situations, you know, everything happens so quickly. The adrenaline is pumping.
I want you to think using your brains, not your glands. Now try again.
Hey, if we don't vanquish Eames, can we at least vanquish Natalie?
Don't tempt me.
Something doesn't feel right. This was way too easy.
Or even worse, anticlimactic.
(Eames writhes in agony as the arrow's poison takes effect, while the sisters stand over him glowering)
EEames
What the hell are you doing up here?
Kicking your ass!
Don't even bother trying to orb out. It won't work. You see, you didn't just get the powers of a Whitelighter, but you get their vulnerability too. So the poison in that arrow is killing you just like you killed Natalie.
It's kind of poetic.
I'm kind of in a rhyming mood--how about you, girls?
Sure, this poison isn't working fast enough for me.
PPPrue, Piper and Phoebe
Time for amends and a victim's revenge ...
Cloning power, turn sour ... (Eames bursts into flames and screams in agony)
Power to change, turn to strange ...
(in a mock Texas accent) I'm rejectin' your deflection! (Eames disintegrates)
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