“The Fourth Sister” · Season 1
In this episode: Piper Halliwell (3), Phoebe Halliwell (2), Leo Wyatt (1)
Okay, Piper tell me the truth. Am I a boyfriend thief?
Totally.
Besides Roger. Whom, by the way, Prue, I never touched.
My boyfriend, Billy Wilson.
[chuckles] Bill-- Will-- Eighth grade Billy Wilson?
You kissed him at homecoming.
I did not kiss him at homecoming.
Oh, please. You were all over him, with your breasts all...whatever.
I didn't even have breasts back then.
Phoebe, you've always had breasts.
So you know... it's not like either one of us has a problem finding guys...
Please.
So if one of us got Leo, it'd be ok with the other one.
Absolutely.
So we can just consider this a friendly competition.
Sibling rivalry.
War.
Exactly!
Hungry?
Uh.
Oh, it's on the house.
You're big on food, aren’t you?
Uh...
No, that's good. You know, actually, in the Mayan culture the cook was second in the hierarchy only to the medicine man.
Mayans? You know about Mayans? Well, you certainly are a handyman, aren't you?
Uh, so, does Phoebe work here too?
Phoebe? Work? No, no, no, she's probably at her gay and lesbian group right about now. So what'll it be?
Phoebe (to Leo about Piper): Oh, that's just Piper. She's got to be everyone's mom. Think of her as your mom, I know I do.
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