Piper Halliwell quotes from Charmed

Piper

A toast to the power of three. Whether we like it or not.

Piper

I can handle it all myself. It’s me, the culinary pachyderm.

Piper

This is ridiculous. This is like, this is like the 'Parent Trap' with a B cup.

Piper

Why do we seem to have a habit of gathering our men at the scene of a supernatural smackdown?

Piper

Alright, I'm only doing this for you guys. And if I get killed, I'm gonna haunt the both of you forever.

Piper

I'm being stalked by psycho killers and I hide in the shower?!?!?

Piper

(after drinking the potion and making a face) Mm! Tastes like ass!

Piper

... sphalt.

Piper

I am a good person. I'm a good witch. And damnit, I would have made a great wife. And how dare you take that from me? I deserve...no what no, I demand, that you send him back to me. You hear me? I'm going to stand in this very spot until you send Leo back to me.

Piper

Flee! We're not in Kansas anymore!

Piper

[referring to the elders] Oh, leave it to them to zap first and give instructions never.

Piper

Sometimes being magical takes the magic right out of things.

Piper

We're going to vanquish Phoebe's boyfriend? That's gonna cause some problems.

Piper

What I mean is I'm this super powerful witch who's engaged to a whitelighter saving the world from evil on a daily freaking basis, and all these people are going to see is the same pitiful loser who still lives at home with her sisters and her unemployed boyfriend.

Piper

Whenever I decide to have kids, remind me of this day.

Piper

We went, we saw, we didn't quite conquer.