Now, we've got to decide what to do about Chip and Skip. If they're not stopped, they may destroy the whole world.
But what can we do?
We can hit them! It's always worked for me!
Let's try to think of something nonviolent.
Then I got nothing.
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Chip? Skip? Are you guys down there? [Chip pops out of the hole] Where's the other one?
[pops out of Chip's mouth] This better be good.
Let's see, what do you think?
[examines the penny] Hmm, not bad... [Chip starts to smile] ...But not good. [Chip frowns] It's a fake!
What? But, how do you know?
Our penny had a picture of Abraham Lincoln on it.
That penny has a picture of Abraham Lincoln on it.
Our Abraham Lincoln had an eyepatch.
And a Banjo.
[Lazlo's eyes roll crazy and his head explodes]
Keep you're phoniness penny [gives the headless Lazlo back the penny]
How dumb those he think we are?
But you can't have a funeral until the search is called off.
It was called off this morning.
Who called it off?
President Frankenstien...
[as President Frankenstien] I'm sorry for your loss.
I'm okay!
I'm not!
What if he goes poopie? [Baby Raj releases a loud fart as he messes his diaper] Too late.
Oh, it looks like it's a baby.
A what?
Well, a baby is like a little person, who will one day grow up to be a big person.
Sweet mother of science, what will they think of next?
Now that was weird.
Son?
I think I'm going now.
Going but where?
Back to camp and outdoor living. I am through with gadgets.
[enters the Fava cabin] Good morning, every-- [surprised and horrified at Samson's appearance] Whoa! What happened to Samson?
You know that freak paper-cut accident he had at the post office yesterday?
Don't tell my he's allergic to paper.
Uh-huh.
Talk about bad luck.
[reaching out his hand; weakly] Lazlo? [Lazlo hops onto his bed] I just can't seem to catch a break.
Can I help you?
LLarrison
[carrying a box of letters] I need to mail some letters. But I can't lick the envelopes. [points to his short tongue, clicking it]
Gretchen? GRETCHEN!
Look, Almondine, I already told you, the Wingnut Sisterhood Club is an exclusive club!
Uhh… What makes it exclusive?
What do you got?
Well, um… Oh! I can spot a mouse from three miles and can write with both hands!
Then we're exclusive of ambidextrous birds of prey. Now, SCRAM!
What about you, Nina? What crazy things has your younger sib done?
[sobbing in protest] NO, I'M NOT! I'M NOT AN ONLY CHILD! [runs off into the woods, bawling]
[After Nina runs off into the forest, crying]
SSquirrel
Why is it that campers always run into the forest when they get upset?
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