Raj quotes from Camp Lazlo

Patsy

[talking about Skip] That's funny. Where did he go?

Raj

Great holly! They're dropping like flies!

♪ Go-cart races sing this song, do-da, do-da. ♪

Raj

♪ Oh-a-do-da-day. ♪

Lazlo

♪ Oh-a-do-da-day. ♪

Clam

♪ Da-day. ♪

♪ Go-cart races sing this song, oh-do-da... ♪

Lumpus

[fed up with the Campers' singing] Will you can it with the singing?! [The Campers stopped after that]

Sir, they're just excited about building their own go-carts for the big annual race.

Lazlo

[tries to sing] G-G-Go-cart.

[as shadow puppet Lumpus] Grumble, grumble, I'm very annoyed. Slinkman! Slinkman!

Lazlo

[laughs] I love this part!

[as shadow puppet Slinkman] Reporting for duty, sir. [as shadow puppet Lumpus] I thought I told you to order the Jelly Beans lights out! [as shadow puppet Slinkman] I did sir, but they were scheduled for a shadow puppet show tonight. [as shadow puppet Lumpus, who clears throat]

Lumpus

[walks into Jelly Bean Cabin] Slinkman! Slinkman!

Reporting for duty, sir.

Lumpus

I thought I told you to order the Jelly Beans lights out!

I did sir, but they were scheduled for a shadow puppet show tonight.

Yay!

Lazlo

Now then, repeat after me: You are one with the lake!

Raj

I am one with the lake! I am stuck, like a salamander.

Lazlo

Now, just take this wet sponge... [Raj gasps, then screams] Thimble of water... [Raj screams] Drop? [Raj screams] Molecule?

Raj

[screams, then stops] Wait! Which type of molecule?

Lazlo

Uh, water. [shows Raj a molecule]

Raj

[as his head is on top of Gretchen's head] We're not alone.

Gretchen

What are you doing here? [Raj slides off of her] Well?

Raj

Well what?

Raj

Look! Lazlo's still sitting!

Dave

Just like Napoleon!

Raj

Oh this is nice you guys are very civilized.

Clam

Like hot tub, like hot tub.

Do you like Big Hairy Mountain Man massage?

Lazlo

[to Raj, who keeps eating some leftover marshmallows from his hat] Didn't you read the sign? There's a shortage. I thought we made a jelly cabin pact?

Clam

Jelly!

Lazlo

How can you keep eating marshmallows when you gave your word?

Raj

I thought we were marshmallow buddies!

Lazlo

[takes the marshmallows away from Raj] What about the Jelly Cabin pact?

Raj

[takes them back] Marshmallow Buddies!

Lazlo

[grabs it again] Jelly Cabin pact! [Raj eats a few marshmallows] Raj!

Raj

[points with his finger] Hey, what's that?

Lazlo

Did you steal my marshmallow?

Raj

[gasps] I am offended. I thought we were all marshmallow buddies. Well, I guess that I was wrong! [getting kicked out of the cabin] Fine! I do not need you!

Lazlo

[solemnly] We don't like doing this Raj. It's for your own good.

Raj

I do not need my own good! [Lazlo closes the door] Some marshmallow buddies you turned out to be!

Raj

What do you know about love, Lazlo?

Lazlo

Nothing.

Edward

Come on, Bean Scouts, we're not going to let a bunch of squirrels push us around. [gets grabbed by an angry Honey, who's preparing to attack him]

Raj

[to Nina] Do not listen to him! He does not speak for the rest of us! [Nina savagely grabs him by the neckerchief and starts strangling him] LAZLO!

Lazlo

[as all the squirrel scouts glare annoyingly at him for showing up late] What's goin' on, ladies?

Patsy

I'll tell you what's going on! This shindig…

Raj

Hoedown?

Clam

Hallabaloo?

This whatever it is!

Lazlo

Are you talkin' about the dance?

Lazlo

Ohh, Raj. I'm glad Clam is getting some recognition...

Raj

I recognize him. He is the short one with the big nose.

Raj

Who would of thought that my buns could cause such excitement.

Lazlo

You have very nice buns, Raj.