Raj quotes from Camp Lazlo

Raj

Hot dogs do not even need mustard! It is disgusting!

Clam

Buns are disgusting! And boring!

Raj

You think buns are BORING!?! I will show you boring!

Raj

Does anyone even know what hot dogs are made of anyway?!

Chip

I'm suddenly feeling like pizza, what about you?

Raj

What are we made out of?

Clam

Stuff.

Raj

Stuff? What kind of stuff?

Clam

Stuff stuff.

Lazlo

[as Lumpus, posing as Larry, pushing him on the swing] Isn't this fun, Scoutmaster L-L-L-Larry?!

Clam

Larry!

Raj

L-L-L-L-Larry canary!

Lazlo

L-L-L-Larry underweary!

Clam

Larry!

Raj

So, you can just eat those spiny things and nothing will happen to you?

Lumpus

Well, I'll bloat a little... [bloats up like a balloon] ...after that you don't want to know what happens.

Raj

[surprised when seeing Chip and Skip pantsed] Goodness gracious ...

Edward

[surprises Raj in order to get him pantsed] Whoops! Ok, [gets a checklist of his victims who are pantsed] let's see now. Raj, Chuck, Samson, Mort, Clam, Bill, Chip, Skip, Dave and Ping-Pong, Gordon, Fred, Norman, Milt. That leaves...Lazlo. [to the scouts] Alright, Beans, listen up, tell Lazlo his pants are as good as mine.

Lazlo

[turning the lights on and off] Ooh! Spooky! Very Halloweeny!

Raj

[hiding under the bed] Lazlo, don't you think we should have gone home with the other bean scouts?

Lazlo

[walks over to the bed] What? And miss out on spending Halloween at Camp Kidney and Prickley Pines? They don't know what they're missing.

Raj

What exactly are they missing?

Lazlo

Only the chance to dress up in scary costumes and march through the woods from house to house, walking up to the porch with the winds a-howling... [whips the blanket off of Raj, waves it, and imitates the sound of wind blowing. He wraps it around his body like a cape] Knocking on the door and reciting the three magic words.

Raj

M-M-Magic words?

Lazlo

[flashes at Raj] Trick or treat!

Clam

[pops his head out of a traffic cone] Trick or treat!

Raj

Then what? Then what?

Lazlo

Then they give us candy.

Raj

[whimpers, then stops] Candy?

Lazlo

All-you-can-eat gumdrops, Sugar Smithies, Frosted Fizzies, caramel apples, and chocolate bunnies.

Raj

[confused] Chocolate bunnies?

Lazlo

Halloween bunnies.

Raj

Oh, I love Halloween bunnies!

Lazlo

But you must believe in Halloween. For those who don't believe will get tormented by the curse of the Halloween Spirit!

Raj

What does the curse look like?

Lazlo

Like a scary monster or something.

Raj

Oh. I do believe!

Clam

Belief!

Lumpus

I love you Raj!

Raj

Yeah Yeah ditto. Let's just do this.

Raj

Careful, Lazlo.

Lazlo

[spills some tea] Oops.

Raj

Don't spill it!

Lazlo

Wow! It's like magma from the Earth's core.

Raj

More powerful than that. You must be quite mindful.

Raj

I'll take care of the marshmallows if you take care of the of the pickles.

Clam

Toothpicks! [opens mouth and shows toothpicks in his mouth]

Lazlo

Do you see what I see?

Raj

A giant drop of rain fallen straight for us!

Clam

Splash!

Raj

The scoutmaster has granted our... [as the object falls closer and closer] ...that's NO RAINDROP!

LOOK OUT!

Lazlo

Scoutmaster Lumpus, I think I broke my leg!

Lumpus

We'll cut it off later!

Raj

Scoutmaster Lumpus, I need some advice.

Lumpus

Here's some advice, cut the funny accent. [Clam is about to say something] Press it!

Lumpus

Today, we take part in the time-honored tradition of placing relics of today into time capsules to be opened by future generations of tomorrow. What do you got?

[holding an alarm clock] Time for the time capsule! [places it in the capsule]

Lumpus

Next! [screams when he sees Wilbert with big red lips] Bee sting?!

[removes the lips, revealing they were actually wax lips] Wax lips.

Lumpus

[smacks his forehead and groans] Next!

We're ready!

Chip

For the future!

Lumpus

Next.

Lazlo

[arrives] Hey, Scoutmaster Lumpus.

Lumpus

What is it, kid?

Lazlo

Did you have a time capsule back when you went to Camp Kidney?

Lumpus

[flatly] Mmm-hmm.

Lazlo

Wow! So what did you put in it?

Lumpus

My youth.

Lazlo

How 'bout you, Slinkman?

Raj

What did you put in it?

Clam

Slinkman put in?

Raj

But why do we have to catch a snipe?

Lumpus

Never mind.

Clam

What does it look like?

Lumpus

Who (knows, who) cares?

Lazlo

By the wondrous Leaky waters,

Samson

And Great Mount White Head,

Stands the pretty good Camp Kidney,

Not the cleanest, not the smartest,

Raj

Not the best are we,

Clam

But!

Proud to be the second best camp,

Here on Lake Leaky!