Pasty quotes from Camp Lazlo

Lazlo

[as all the squirrel scouts glare annoyingly at him for showing up late] What's goin' on, ladies?

Patsy

I'll tell you what's going on! This shindig…

Raj

Hoedown?

Clam

Hallabaloo?

This whatever it is!

Lazlo

Are you talkin' about the dance?

Nina

[squeals] The new issue of "Dreamboat" magazine! [gasps] With Hanly Manster on the cover! He's so gorgeous.

And generous! He adopts underprivileged baby ponies.

Gretchen

[dreamily] I'd like to put him in a cage and keep him on my nightstand… forever.

[sighs dreamily] I wish he were here with us right now.

Samson

Well, if you gals are all set, I'm gonna get a move on.

Nina

Thanks for the magazine. [gasps]

What's the matter, Ni- [gasps]

Gretchen

You girls sound like a couple of… [gasps]

Nina

He looks just like Hanly Manster! [compares the magazine with Hanly Manster on the cover and Samson, seeing that they're both alike]

Samson

Well, [chuckles] I'm off. The road's a harsh mistress, and she waits for no one. [starts to pedal away back to Camp Kidney, but the girls block his way]

What's your hurry, Manly… I mean, Samson?

Samson

[nervously] What? Well, uh…

Nina

Why don't you stick around a while?

Samson

[returns to camp and to his cabin after getting battered by the Squirrel Scouts] That was really strange. [hears voices and peeks inside his cabin, seeing the Squirrel Scouts already in there and looking around]

Look! His pillow!

Nina

That's where he lays his sweet, sweet head.

Gretchen

I found his socks!

Almondine

I found his tissues!

Patsy

I found his dandruff!

Gretchen

Let me have some!

Patsy

Get your own!

Gretchen

I said, give me some of that Samson dander!

Nina

[points to Samson outside the cabin door] Look!

Gretchen

It's him!

[dreamily] Hi, Samson.

Samson

Hello.

Can we do anything for you?

Samson

Can you put my dandruff back where you found it?