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You're lesbians, so the hating of men will come in handy. Let's talk about Xander.
Well, it's-it's really not so much about hating the men.
We're more centered around the girl-on-girl action.
And men really like to watch that kind of stuff, don't they? Men like Xander!
...
[frustrated that Willow and Tara won't wish ill on Xander] What kind of lesbians are you? If you love men so much, go love men!
I don't think he could feel any worse.
Let's test that theory.
Anya, Xander's my friend. I know what he did was wrong, and if it happened to me, I'd-
Wish his penis would explode?
Things fall apart, they fall apart so hard.
Tara?
You can't ever... put 'em back the way they were...
Are you okay?
I'm sorry, it's just... [sigh] you know it takes time. You can't just... have coffee and expect--
I know.
There's just so much to work through. Trust has to be built again, on both sides... You have to learn if... if we're even the same people we were, if you can fit in each other's lives. It's a long... important process, and... can we just skip it? Can... can you just be kissing me now?
You tell them if you want. Go ahead. Rock the boat. Rock and roll it the hell over. My friends and I'll still be groovin' with the movin'. [She stakes the first vamp] Know why? I tried to kill my friends, my sister, last week and guess how much they hate me now? Zero. Zero much. So I'm thinking, sleeping with you... They'll deal.
In that case why won't you sleep with me again?
[The second vamp looks at Spike with a confused expression on his face. Buffy stakes him]
[walking away] Because I don't love you
[To himself] Like hell.
Mmm, I forgot how good this could feel. Us. Together. Without the magic.
There was plenty of magic.
He said he loved me.
Oh, gee, then he must have meant it, 'cause hey, guys never say anything they don't really mean, do they?
But we-
They say, "I love you," and, and you think it's true. They say, "Oh, Anya, I want to be with you for the rest of my life," and, and you believe them, you believe they feel the same way about you, because that's the way love's supposed to be, right?
Who's Anya?
And then you get all excited with the tingly anticipation, but wait! Not so fast! There's the apocalypse, a-and the back from the grave, and the blah blah blah blah blah, and by the time you're finally standing there in that beautiful expensive white dress you've dreamed about ever since you became human, he's gets all heebie-jeebie and decides, "you know, I'd rather just go steady."
Xander, what I do with my personal life is none of your business.
[softly] It used to be.
It just happened, okay?
Oh, like, uh, "Say, you're evil. Get on me"?
You fought side by side with him when I was gone. You let him take care of Dawn.
But I never forgot what he really is. God, what were you thinking?
We're risking everything so that Charles Atlas can get a date? He's going to end up getting us thrown into jail. Or worse. Maybe you and I should think about--
Warren's the boss. He's Picard, you're Deanna Troi. Get used to the feeling, Betazoid.
...
Don't worry babies, daddy gonna give you some too.
See, now I think it's the daddy thing that's throwing her, 'cause incest, not that sexy.
You think you could just do that to me? You think I'd let you get away with that? [laughs some seconds] Think again. [Points a gun at Buffy and shoot five times, three of them while he runs away]
[Has been shot in her chest from behind, looking confused at Willow] Your shirt...
Anya was saying she knows where Willow is.
A spell?
Not exactly. Seems Anya got her vengeance on again.
Think they'll let my aunt bring me my Discman?
That's what you worried about? In-flight entertainment? We're in jail!
We're in custody. We haven't been charged yet.
Thank you, Dragnet. It doesn't matter what they call it, they got us, okay? We're going down. [lowers his voice] That guy's been looking at me. I think he wants to make me his butt monkey.
You seek me, vampire?
[observing the cave walls] You do the finger paintings? Nice work.
Answer me.
Yeah... I seek you.
Something about a woman. The Slayer.
[angrily] Thinks she's better than me. Ever since I got this bleeding chip in my head, I haven't been right. Everything's gone to hell.
And you want to return to your former self.
Yeah. [the demon laughs darkly] What?
Look what she's reduced you to.
It's this bloody chip, not--
You were a legendary dark warrior, and you let yourself be castrated! Now you have the audacity to crawl in here and demand restoration?
I'm still a warrior--
You're a pathetic excuse for a demon!
Yeah? I'll show you who's pathetic. Give me your best shot, Lurky.
You'd never endure the trials required to grant your request.
Do your worst. But when I win, I want what I came here for. Bitch is gonna see a change...
It was an accident, you know.
Oh. You mean, instead of killing my best friend you killed my girlfriend.
It wasn't personal, that's all.
Well this is.
Wanna know what a bullet feels like, Warren? A real one? It's not like in the comics.
No, no-
I think you need to. Feel it.
[Willow makes the bullet slowly go into his chest to torture him.]
Oh God... Stop it -
It's not going to make a neat little hole. First - it'll obliterate your internal organs. Your lung will collapse, feels like drowning...
Please! No-
When it finally hits your spine, it'll blow your central nervous system-
Stop!! God, please!
[Willow sews his mouth shut by magic.]
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