“Seeing Red” quotes from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Willow

Mmm, I forgot how good this could feel. Us. Together. Without the magic.

Tara

There was plenty of magic.

He said he loved me.

Oh, gee, then he must have meant it, 'cause hey, guys never say anything they don't really mean, do they?

But we-

They say, "I love you," and, and you think it's true. They say, "Oh, Anya, I want to be with you for the rest of my life," and, and you believe them, you believe they feel the same way about you, because that's the way love's supposed to be, right?

Who's Anya?

And then you get all excited with the tingly anticipation, but wait! Not so fast! There's the apocalypse, a-and the back from the grave, and the blah blah blah blah blah, and by the time you're finally standing there in that beautiful expensive white dress you've dreamed about ever since you became human, he's gets all heebie-jeebie and decides, "you know, I'd rather just go steady."

Buffy

Xander, what I do with my personal life is none of your business.

Xander

[softly] It used to be.

Buffy

It just happened, okay?

Xander

Oh, like, uh, "Say, you're evil. Get on me"?

Buffy

You fought side by side with him when I was gone. You let him take care of Dawn.

Xander

But I never forgot what he really is. God, what were you thinking?

Jonathan

We're risking everything so that Charles Atlas can get a date? He's going to end up getting us thrown into jail. Or worse. Maybe you and I should think about--

Andrew

Warren's the boss. He's Picard, you're Deanna Troi. Get used to the feeling, Betazoid.

Don't worry babies, daddy gonna give you some too.

Xander

See, now I think it's the daddy thing that's throwing her, 'cause incest, not that sexy.

You think you could just do that to me? You think I'd let you get away with that? [laughs some seconds] Think again. [Points a gun at Buffy and shoot five times, three of them while he runs away]

Tara

[Has been shot in her chest from behind, looking confused at Willow] Your shirt...