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Buffy the Vampire Slayer · Season 6

“Villains” quotes from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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“Villains” · Season 6

In this episode: Warren Mears (4), Dark Willow (4), Buffy Summers (2), Xander Harris (2), Spike (1), Andrew Wells (1), Jonathan Levinson (1)

Think they'll let my aunt bring me my Discman?

That's what you worried about? In-flight entertainment? We're in jail!

We're in custody. We haven't been charged yet.

Thank you, Dragnet. It doesn't matter what they call it, they got us, okay? We're going down. [lowers his voice] That guy's been looking at me. I think he wants to make me his butt monkey.

CDCave Demon

You seek me, vampire?

[observing the cave walls] You do the finger paintings? Nice work.

CDCave Demon

Answer me.

Yeah... I seek you.

CDCave Demon

Something about a woman. The Slayer.

[angrily] Thinks she's better than me. Ever since I got this bleeding chip in my head, I haven't been right. Everything's gone to hell.

CDCave Demon

And you want to return to your former self.

Yeah. [the demon laughs darkly] What?

CDCave Demon

Look what she's reduced you to.

It's this bloody chip, not--

CDCave Demon

You were a legendary dark warrior, and you let yourself be castrated! Now you have the audacity to crawl in here and demand restoration?

I'm still a warrior--

CDCave Demon

You're a pathetic excuse for a demon!

Yeah? I'll show you who's pathetic. Give me your best shot, Lurky.

CDCave Demon

You'd never endure the trials required to grant your request.

Do your worst. But when I win, I want what I came here for. Bitch is gonna see a change...

Wanna know what a bullet feels like, Warren? A real one? It's not like in the comics.

No, no-

I think you need to. Feel it.

[Willow makes the bullet slowly go into his chest to torture him.]

Oh God... Stop it -

It's not going to make a neat little hole. First - it'll obliterate your internal organs. Your lung will collapse, feels like drowning...

Please! No-

When it finally hits your spine, it'll blow your central nervous system-

Stop!! God, please!

[Willow sews his mouth shut by magic.]

I'm talking. The pain will be unbearable, but you won't be able to move... A bullet usually travels faster than this, of course. But the dying? It seems like it takes forever. Something, isn't it? One tiny piece of metal destroys everything. It ripped her insides out... It took her light away. From me. From the world... And now the one person who should be here is gone - and a waste like you gets to live. A tiny piece of metal. Can you feel it now?

I said - can you feel it? [Willow unravels the stitches.]

Please, God... I did wrong, I see that now. I need... jail! I need... But you - you don't want this. You're not a bad person. Not like me-

[calling out in the distance] Willow!

When you get caught - you'll lose them too. Your friends. You don't want that. I know you're in pain but-

[Willow magically flays Warren, just as Buffy and Xander reach her.] Bored now.

Oh my God.

What did you do? Willow, what did you do?

[setting Warren's body aflame] One down. [then vanishing]

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